REDNECK UTE CLUB - Page 15

Bravo Rachie · 15-01-2007, 09:26

hey guys, ... well what a weekend!!!

unfortunatly the rachie didint get drunk again!!! what the hell is with that?! i just cant seem to do it these days?! maybe its cos im getting too old?
at least we all got to witness the O.J at its best! and wow i cant believe what it did to the man with the monkey hand feet... kinda scary when he just passed out and was still mumbeling 'i wanna bite your box'. seriously i have no idea who he was! and NO i dont seem to attract those kinda people, he was more attracted to the 'girl with the ass', FIIIIIONA!

My lake bolac shoes were kindly donated to the poor monkey hand feet bum man, after robbo told him when he regained consiouness that he had won them in a rafel (is that how you spell it?) and he then attempred to ware them. umm.. funny entertainment, but then sickened when he told him later that norning that his dog was pregnant, and he loves doing it, and she loves it too... yeah make of that what u like.

JAILBAIT - sorry for corrupting you satdy night, but hey... ive never seen anyone drink a whole bottle of rum at 16, and still be consious so i think in a way u ended up corrupting everyone else. one thigns for sure, u damn well fit in with the redneck clan.... and after the initiation process you went thru on the weekend youl never be the same again.. im talking bout the tomato sauce thing too.... who ended up licking that off you?

TAN - baby baby baby, what can i say honey, promices were made to be broken! YIP YIP YIP! the rattler loves me, i drove her home thismorning and she was behaving herself, enjoyed the drive and sung along with me. she told me to tell you she loves star FM and is now buisley gurgulling gossip to the bravo in my driveway.

DAZZA - sorry for breaking your consentration on the job, but at least it never put her off beat! i was suprised the rythem of the aeirals and music form the band kept in time, but then again!? with the band that was playing was that a good thing?

KARSZ - oh my poor girl, how drunk were you AGAIN! ive never seen anyone spin like u were when u were dancing, i was expecting you to fall into a heap on the ground, or end up drilling to china.... impressive at the least!..
P.S. monkey hand feet man wanted YOU! hehe.. slap your ass! *spankyity' spank*

BLUEY - was great to see you... sorry if the clan got you into trouble with that guy... didint mean to, but then again, staks on in the back of the rattler has never been so fun and the ice just added to the excitement!

C.B. MARK - oh god please deleate those photos!!! your missus will never let u hang around us again! EEK!

MEAGS - next time girl ur staying with us! but then again.. we will be terorising up your way again soon! colac's coming up and rachie may be bringing herself outa retirement AGAIN!

JEN / PAC MAN - good to see you back on here, hun will see u again soon at the rapids...

JAY - great to see you out having a good laugh and OMG i still cant believe the monkey hand feet man wandered into camp, then again, i never saw u laugh so hard.. next year, we can pin up a notice on the local dunolly milkbar window and request the presence of the monkey hand feet man for the purpose of your amusement...

JOJO - i cant believe robyn has jet settered away... i wonder if she got sick on the plane? let us know if yoou hear form her, hope that everything goes well... and YES we are expecting some kinda gold encrusted ring on her finger when she gets back, if not, the KIWI will get a sturn talking to from the rachie!

FUZZY & BULLLLLLLBARRRRR'S GOT A BIIIIG .... - you so have to come along to SOMETHING soon! bugger the money situ'es just eat potatoes for the next month! fuel up the blue rumbler and get your bums back on the trail!

UNCLE BUNDY - was great to see you, again diidnt get to chat alot wich was a pity, did u enjoy the rodeo?!? cant say i ended up seing much of it, kinda was destracted over at the utes for most of the night... had to have a 30 min rejuvination kip before i got dragged into the band! when did u guys leave? i never even saw u!! or did u do an abra-cadabra trick and disapear?

to anyone i have forgotten im sorry.

last but sure of a hell not, id like to thank everyone for making my weekend a fun one. The past few days havent been so good, and it was great to forget about homelife and have a laugh. Thanks again, and love you all.

Rachie. xx

BeautUtes

meags_757 · 15-01-2007, 09:33

Hey Rach and Co, yeah next time i'll stay but then it's easier without the boy. I hope that everyone did enjoy themselves sounds like it was entertaining.

bluey · 15-01-2007, 11:04

ha ha ha ha gday all, was a great weekend congrats to all the winners....

RACHIE~ dnt stress all is good boys will be boys lol but was bloody fun had a great weekend and was good to meet alot more REDNECKS!!
TAN ~ was nice to meet you ur a top chick and hope to see ya round more..
well was good to catch up with u all and im sure ill be seeing alot more of you round
catch ya`s round cheers bluey

Bridgborn · 15-01-2007, 14:13

TO ALL THE REDNECKS, N OTHERS THAT WERE THERE: thank u for the grouse w-e, u guys are so muchhhh fun! lol

TAN:

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well mate what can I say? You are the Bundy king! I am bruised from our tumble, please don't ever ask me to help you stand again! Sorry about any thong related bruises, too!

ok, i reali cant memba a tumble! wat happened?! lol haha i memb fallin ova a log wen i went 2 take a piss! but i dnt think u were there lol

RACHIE:

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sorry for corrupting you satdy night, but hey... ive never seen anyone drink a whole bottle of rum at 16, and still be consious so i think in a way u ended up corrupting everyone else. one thigns for sure, u damn well fit in with the redneck clan.... and after the initiation process you went thru on the weekend youl never be the same again.. im talking bout the tomato sauce thing too.... who ended up licking that off you?

wat can i say i like me rum! lol n thanks, coz if it wasnt 4 u i wouldnt of had ne! lol i think it was bbq sauce. i dno who licked it off me face but i think i licked it off tans hand! n im still up set bout me hotdog fallin outta me roll! lol

FIONA:thank you for all those wedgies! lol they felt so good, especially as u got me undies up 2 me rib cage! lol hahah i will get u bak some how! lol hahah

KARZ: im glad they fixed ya ignition! lol woulda sukd if ya couldnt start it! but i was readi 2 hotwire it if ya needed! lol haha

JAY: hows ya cut on ya arm?! or should i say scratch? lol hahah mate im in love wit ya ute!! good wrk on BEST SOUNDING ute.

cya all at yarra valley. cheers jailbait

BeautUtes

fuzzyevil1 · 15-01-2007, 17:10

Hey Rachie, what's the go with the
FUZZY & BULLLLBBBBAAAARRRR'SSSSS GOT A BIIIGGG....????

what the heck does that mean? lol

bullbar · 15-01-2007, 17:23

G'day my names Ben and im here because i have a problem..

Jay · 15-01-2007, 19:58

Tan- No i don't understand! Please explain!! haha, you still should've entered!

Rachie- That was a kodak moment! Speaking of which, did anyone take a pic of the poor bloke?? hahaha

Jailbait- Cheers mate! I need a biiig band-aid! Damn that gearstick! Hey you lot reckon i get pretty drunk, i think this fella out done me this time! haha nice work Dan!

Kars- Hows that Ass on crutches? haha

Karsza · 15-01-2007, 20:04

donkey DONKEY - is gooooood!! such a great companion on my trip home!! He was attacking the cow the whole way!! PMSL

I gues im just lucky i had TWO crutches that night!! lol

BeautUtes

TanUteGirl · 15-01-2007, 20:41

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Originally Posted by Jay

Speaking of which, did anyone take a pic of the poor bloke?? hahaha

Of course someone did - me! He was worthy of a Kodak moment, if only I'd recorded the stuff he was saying, what a bloody strange little monkey man! MONKEY HAND FEET MAN!

Jay, I've put it under misc, Rachie tells me he doesn't fit the requirements for Ute Dogs, but he was our pet... I'm calling him OJ Simpson!!

He loved his raffle winning shoes! He bloody well believed it too! I just can't believe they're finally not rolling around in the back of The Rattler, she misses them so!

Thanks Rachie for driving me up there and bringing her home, I guess that answers the question: can I drive The Rattler? "NO, THE QUESTION IS, WILL THE RATTLER LET YOU DRIVE HER?!" She let you drive her alright, she just didn't want you having it the easy way, only I'm allowed to use cruise control!

fuzzyevil1 · 16-01-2007, 07:31

Gday all rednecker's!!!

Tan - that's a great pic of Ben and Crewza! Them 2 always muck around when they get togetha hahaha...but if they keep going around hugging eachother and touching eachother, people might start to think they're secretly gay lol

Ben had typed up somethin regarding the Australia day long weekend, but coz he types so slow, he got logged off from the site and then therefore it never got posted lol. So i am going to post something in his stead.

Some of us rednecker's got an idea for the Aus day weekend. We're planning on going camping in an area we went to the other day, down by the river near Bendigo. Real nice area, tonnes of space for people to park their utes and their butts (i know i'll need a lot of space for my ass lol), plus u can go fishing and swimming. oh yeah and get drunk hahaha, how could anyone forget to do that?!?!?!!?? If you have kids, feel free to bring them along and u can also bring along ya beloved pooch/s...Deni will be there for sure and I hope that Ga will be too Tan, coz he's a cool little dog!!

At the moment, we're trying to find out if and when people can come along. With regards to food, we are thinking that whoever comes along can put in $10 each and we'll just buy meat, etc in bulk. But bring ya own drinks, altho I'm sure that Bullbar and I will bring a slab of rum and we'll be happy to share with ya's.

So yeah, bring ya swag, bring ya kids, bring ya pooch, bring ya booze and bring ya happy faces...and togs and fishing gear hahaha. I'm bringing a boogy board and Im gonna attemt to go down those little rapids hahaha.

If your interested, let me know via this thread, or send me a txt if ya have my number. or send me, or Tan and Bullbar a message somehow

Thanx guys and gals

15-01-2007, 09:26	#281 (permalink)
Bravo Rachie Status: Hardcore Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Heathcote Posts: 2,306 Rep Power: 6	Re: REDNECK UTE CLUB hey guys, ... well what a weekend!!! unfortunatly the rachie didint get drunk again!!! what the hell is with that?! i just cant seem to do it these days?! maybe its cos im getting too old? at least we all got to witness the O.J at its best! and wow i cant believe what it did to the man with the monkey hand feet... kinda scary when he just passed out and was still mumbeling 'i wanna bite your box'. seriously i have no idea who he was! and NO i dont seem to attract those kinda people, he was more attracted to the 'girl with the ass', FIIIIIONA! My lake bolac shoes were kindly donated to the poor monkey hand feet bum man, after robbo told him when he regained consiouness that he had won them in a rafel (is that how you spell it?) and he then attempred to ware them. umm.. funny entertainment, but then sickened when he told him later that norning that his dog was pregnant, and he loves doing it, and she loves it too... yeah make of that what u like. JAILBAIT - sorry for corrupting you satdy night, but hey... ive never seen anyone drink a whole bottle of rum at 16, and still be consious so i think in a way u ended up corrupting everyone else. one thigns for sure, u damn well fit in with the redneck clan.... and after the initiation process you went thru on the weekend youl never be the same again.. im talking bout the tomato sauce thing too.... who ended up licking that off you? TAN - baby baby baby, what can i say honey, promices were made to be broken! YIP YIP YIP! the rattler loves me, i drove her home thismorning and she was behaving herself, enjoyed the drive and sung along with me. she told me to tell you she loves star FM and is now buisley gurgulling gossip to the bravo in my driveway. DAZZA - sorry for breaking your consentration on the job, but at least it never put her off beat! i was suprised the rythem of the aeirals and music form the band kept in time, but then again!? with the band that was playing was that a good thing? KARSZ - oh my poor girl, how drunk were you AGAIN! ive never seen anyone spin like u were when u were dancing, i was expecting you to fall into a heap on the ground, or end up drilling to china.... impressive at the least!.. P.S. monkey hand feet man wanted YOU! hehe.. slap your ass! spankyity' spank BLUEY - was great to see you... sorry if the clan got you into trouble with that guy... didint mean to, but then again, staks on in the back of the rattler has never been so fun and the ice just added to the excitement! C.B. MARK - oh god please deleate those photos!!! your missus will never let u hang around us again! EEK! MEAGS - next time girl ur staying with us! but then again.. we will be terorising up your way again soon! colac's coming up and rachie may be bringing herself outa retirement AGAIN! JEN / PAC MAN - good to see you back on here, hun will see u again soon at the rapids... JAY - great to see you out having a good laugh and OMG i still cant believe the monkey hand feet man wandered into camp, then again, i never saw u laugh so hard.. next year, we can pin up a notice on the local dunolly milkbar window and request the presence of the monkey hand feet man for the purpose of your amusement... JOJO - i cant believe robyn has jet settered away... i wonder if she got sick on the plane? let us know if yoou hear form her, hope that everything goes well... and YES we are expecting some kinda gold encrusted ring on her finger when she gets back, if not, the KIWI will get a sturn talking to from the rachie! FUZZY & BULLLLLLLBARRRRR'S GOT A BIIIIG .... - you so have to come along to SOMETHING soon! bugger the money situ'es just eat potatoes for the next month! fuel up the blue rumbler and get your bums back on the trail! UNCLE BUNDY - was great to see you, again diidnt get to chat alot wich was a pity, did u enjoy the rodeo?!? cant say i ended up seing much of it, kinda was destracted over at the utes for most of the night... had to have a 30 min rejuvination kip before i got dragged into the band! when did u guys leave? i never even saw u!! or did u do an abra-cadabra trick and disapear? to anyone i have forgotten im sorry. last but sure of a hell not, id like to thank everyone for making my weekend a fun one. The past few days havent been so good, and it was great to forget about homelife and have a laugh. Thanks again, and love you all. Rachie. xx __________________ PEEP SHOW: Dosn't mean getting to see your presents before Christmas! BACK IN THE GAME!

15-01-2007, 09:33	#282 (permalink)
meags_757 Status: Newbie Join Date: May 2006 Location: Ocean Grove Posts: 11 Rep Power: 0	Re: REDNECK UTE CLUB Hey Rach and Co, yeah next time i'll stay but then it's easier without the boy. I hope that everyone did enjoy themselves sounds like it was entertaining.

15-01-2007, 11:04	#283 (permalink)
bluey Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Elaine victoria { just outa ballarat} Posts: 896 Rep Power: 3	Re: REDNECK UTE CLUB ha ha ha ha gday all, was a great weekend congrats to all the winners.... RACHIE~ dnt stress all is good boys will be boys lol but was bloody fun had a great weekend and was good to meet alot more REDNECKS!! TAN ~ was nice to meet you ur a top chick and hope to see ya round more.. well was good to catch up with u all and im sure ill be seeing alot more of you round catch ya`s round cheers bluey __________________ IT`S COWGIRL UP UNTILL SHE GOES DOWN !! IT`S A CHICK UTE KINDA THING

15-01-2007, 17:10	#285 (permalink)
fuzzyevil1 Status: Deni's my baby Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: WA Posts: 691 Rep Power: 3	Re: REDNECK UTE CLUB Hey Rachie, what's the go with the FUZZY & BULLLLBBBBAAAARRRR'SSSSS GOT A BIIIGGG....???? what the heck does that mean? lol __________________ The journey doesn't end here; death is just another path; One that we all must take; Grey rain curtain rolls back & all turns to silver glass. And then you see it. White shores and beyond; A far green country, with a swift sunrise

15-01-2007, 17:23	#286 (permalink)
bullbar Status: Feral Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Perth at the moment Posts: 87 Rep Power: 3	Re: REDNECK UTE CLUB G'day my names Ben and im here because i have a problem..

15-01-2007, 19:58	#287 (permalink)
Jay Status: 2006 Champion 4x4 Ute! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: From Maffra, Vic. Now in Moora, WA Posts: 3,604 Rep Power: 10	Re: REDNECK UTE CLUB Tan- No i don't understand! Please explain!! haha, you still should've entered! Rachie- That was a kodak moment! Speaking of which, did anyone take a pic of the poor bloke?? hahaha Jailbait- Cheers mate! I need a biiig band-aid! Damn that gearstick! Hey you lot reckon i get pretty drunk, i think this fella out done me this time! haha nice work Dan! Kars- Hows that Ass on crutches? haha __________________ I said NO to alcohol, but it didn't listen!

15-01-2007, 20:04	#288 (permalink)
Karsza Status: September 2006 Best Chicks Ute! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Too close to city - Wantirna Posts: 790 Rep Power: 3	Re: REDNECK UTE CLUB donkey DONKEY - is gooooood!! such a great companion on my trip home!! He was attacking the cow the whole way!! PMSL I gues im just lucky i had TWO crutches that night!! lol __________________ ...coz it's alright to be a REDNECK...

16-01-2007, 07:31	#290 (permalink)
fuzzyevil1 Status: Deni's my baby Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: WA Posts: 691 Rep Power: 3	Re: REDNECK UTE CLUB Gday all rednecker's!!! Tan - that's a great pic of Ben and Crewza! Them 2 always muck around when they get togetha hahaha...but if they keep going around hugging eachother and touching eachother, people might start to think they're secretly gay lol Ben had typed up somethin regarding the Australia day long weekend, but coz he types so slow, he got logged off from the site and then therefore it never got posted lol. So i am going to post something in his stead. Some of us rednecker's got an idea for the Aus day weekend. We're planning on going camping in an area we went to the other day, down by the river near Bendigo. Real nice area, tonnes of space for people to park their utes and their butts (i know i'll need a lot of space for my ass lol), plus u can go fishing and swimming. oh yeah and get drunk hahaha, how could anyone forget to do that?!?!?!!?? If you have kids, feel free to bring them along and u can also bring along ya beloved pooch/s...Deni will be there for sure and I hope that Ga will be too Tan, coz he's a cool little dog!! At the moment, we're trying to find out if and when people can come along. With regards to food, we are thinking that whoever comes along can put in $10 each and we'll just buy meat, etc in bulk. But bring ya own drinks, altho I'm sure that Bullbar and I will bring a slab of rum and we'll be happy to share with ya's. So yeah, bring ya swag, bring ya kids, bring ya pooch, bring ya booze and bring ya happy faces...and togs and fishing gear hahaha. I'm bringing a boogy board and Im gonna attemt to go down those little rapids hahaha. If your interested, let me know via this thread, or send me a txt if ya have my number. or send me, or Tan and Bullbar a message somehow Thanx guys and gals __________________ The journey doesn't end here; death is just another path; One that we all must take; Grey rain curtain rolls back & all turns to silver glass. And then you see it. White shores and beyond; A far green country, with a swift sunrise