REDNECK UTE CLUB - Page 11

Jay · 14-12-2006, 17:55

Hey all you Redneckians!
Hope yas all have a Merry Xmas and a drunken New Year! Prolly wont see yas till next year sometime, so till then take it easy!

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Karsza · 14-12-2006, 18:06

NO JAY UR COMIN TO HOLBROOK!!!!!!!!!!!! woot woot

Bridgborn · 14-12-2006, 18:53

sucks that i cant get in to crown but i can still go cruising wit ya! (if im nice 2 me bro! hahah)

Mechanised Swaggie · 14-12-2006, 19:36

G'day Rednecks whats news?

Hey Rach the goods have arrived, I now have in my possesion 2 liters of your most feared ingredient. Just have to wait for a B&S where I can surprise everybody pmsl...

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Jay · 15-12-2006, 10:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karsza

NO JAY UR COMIN TO HOLBROOK!!!!!!!!!!!! woot woot

We'll see... depends if they let us up to Dargo or not.

Bravo Rachie · 15-12-2006, 20:44

hey all...

JAILBAIT, u mite not get into crown into the gambeling bits, but im thinking just drinking somewhere in there for the night... and yes u are coming driving, we can make sure of that.

JAY: thanks for the christmas wishes, hope you have a good 1 too... and if we dont see you by next year have an awesome new years whatever you end up doing, will see you again soon! xx

JACKO: you get that $hit on me, and mate il... il.. well... il get u back with cherry juice! humm good idea that, i mite blend some up thru the juicer, make everyone sweet and sticky.

KARSZA: was on the net cos our comp stuffed up and gotta go thru a serch engine to get to Beaut utes, funny how when u type in BeautUtes.com your home page thingy comes up as the next link. lol u buy shares in beaut utes or something?? good work on it though, loved it especially the pic of tan and u on there! didnit know u knew Lockie?!

thaught id like to let everyone know that tonight i felt extreemly girly... i went shopping with dad to buy xmas presants... well i spent most of the time buying stuff for me, (i did get him some contraption to go on the boat) baught a red blouse... YES blouse, kinda sassy lookin and a bit frilly but hey, i think its ace... got new earings, and OMG a big chunky purple beeded bracelet thingo... ohhh and some umm.. err, Wax. then i came home, got dressed up, put on the bright red wet shine diamonds lipstic that i baught, applyed liberiously on my lips to make them all gammy and tacky, sprayed some Verche (if thats how you spell it) to make myself smell feminim... and now.... i sit here, on the net... all dressed up and nowhere to go... interesting that. I NEED A SOCIAL LIFE!

Bridgborn · 15-12-2006, 20:58

RACHIE: yea mate dont worry il be there! hey ur a classic, getting all dressed up n puttin lippy on, just to go on the comp! lol

Amy · 16-12-2006, 06:44

damn shame ya dont live closer to me rachie we could go out and cause havoc together

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Bravo Rachie · 16-12-2006, 10:28

yeah i know... and to think i looked so feminime (or how ever you spell it, il most likley be told by tanya).
yeah had a weired sleep too.. i think the chemicals form teh make up seeped into my skin... i woke up crying so many times last night, like full on bauling my eyes out and having a tanty... strange!!! i wasnt even drinking.

Amy · 16-12-2006, 11:20

must be the smoke getting to ya, i gave it a hiding last night and will do the same tonight at the work christmas party. at a winery of all places

Jen · 17-12-2006, 20:26

Hang on will stop laughing soon Rachie all dressed up with RED BLOUSE on

ok i getting there.

Ok i right now but Dave not

. Had christmas at daves mums on the weekend had great fun but some people didnt hehehehe Kids were at there best think i must put that god dame xmas tree up to keep forgetting it hehehe. Rachie all good for anyone to stay at Cruzers(pauls) for holbrook b&s

Karsza · 18-12-2006, 16:14

Yeh rachie...hmm might have to try that now!! haha..AND by the way - Billy just LOVES me is all!!!

Oh yeh i met Lachie n Hamish the other night in Pascoevale of all places!! hhaa

Rachie - U r quite the dag or should i say REDNECK!!!!!!

Bravo Rachie · 18-12-2006, 19:59

aaah yes redneck through and through... my weekend in a nutshell...

friday night, did bugger all..

saturday, got the carpet on my ute WHOOP WHOOP (or karsza style, woot woot), headed off when that was done, took 5 hours to do mind ya, went to see bacon and legs in kilmore, stopping off at the piza factory and seing jacko and kristy. Dropped the ute off in kilmore nad went on a pub crawl.. the new pub in kilmore sux... no smoking and is the most fake atmosphere out. so we headed to broardford... to find that pub closed at 11PM!! OMG!
onwards to wondong magpie and stump pub... OOOH what a night! $3.50 rums and tequila that makes ya clothes fall off isnt good! and here is where i proove my redneck roots.

a tequila shot was drank, leaving the glass... and a bored person sittin at the table decided to fill it with the salt form the salt shaker, then just add rum. Making the mix look somewhat like an upside down cowboy shot, (and tasting verry salty) then, add cigarette ash and pieces of a bar coaster. passing the shot around the table and everyone passing on the taste test but one...

yes, me

verry salty, verry gritty and after gagging and goign to the toilet i found ash on my teeth. LOVLEY!

sunday morning was non existant.
after wanting to go camping and it not actually hapening tan and i then decided to sleep in her backyard and have a camp out. with a drunken tan freaking out that the starts were running away... verry funny!

monday, RDO and another non existant day, and im so tired even tho tan taught me how to bum around the house... i did get to make an Apricot pie, that the dog found and got to eat off the carpet without me knowing. the dogs not nice!

yeah enough from me, glad u had a good weekend jen, and im glad u got a laugh outa my shirt waring, although there have been 4 rednecks and a newbie witness the blouse, yeah its real!

work break up thursday night YAY, but can u believe they make us work again on friday? bloody council!

and congratulations sprat !!!! SPRATTY GOT HER P'S!

Bravo Rachie · 19-12-2006, 15:44

hey ya'll... i just got my copys of Jeff Foxworthy's 'YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...' CD, and 'YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK' comedy round up DVD... if any of u rednecks want a copy let me know

ITS BLOODY UNROOL!

Karsza · 19-12-2006, 16:27

Heya Rachie do you have a song by Alan Jackson - Its alright to be a redneck?? If so wat cd that on?

Bridgborn · 19-12-2006, 19:19

RACHIE: me me me i do!! pick me! pick me! i want a copy!! lol

TanUteGirl · 20-12-2006, 13:39

It's feminine Rach-L,

TanUteGirl · 20-12-2006, 13:42

Ooh, weird dial up computer just posted that without me knowing!

I'll have a copy please Rach!

You all wanna see Rachie done up, she looks lovely, girly! The bloody Bravo looks great too.

Mmm, salty rum shots, need some more!

Don't know if I'll be on here again before Xmas, so to all Rednecks-

HAVE A BLOODY GREAT CHRISTMAS AND SAFE NEW YEAR!

For those of you going to Holbrook, see yas there!

Jen · 20-12-2006, 15:04

Rachie me me me me want one to hehehehe dvd and cd that is

Well christmas is coming apone us quickly and i still havent got the kids stuff but oh well you get that to all the rednecks have a safe christmas and see you all soon.

Bravo Rachie · 20-12-2006, 15:25

yessim okies people il start the burning process...

nah kars sorry darls i dont have that one... il download it tho.

il no dounb be on here before the weekend, but i do hope that everyone has a great christmas... i did plan on sending out xmas cards, but kinda didint pull my finger out in time. Il no doubt make up 1 of my zany christmas poems and sms them to everyone later in the week.

hope ya'll have a good 1, will be seing some of you guys at hollbrook but dont forget 12th January is dunolly uteshow and rodeo. 1 of the best uteshows around i reckon, well organised and fantastic prizes, top judging from people who have been in the ute scene for many many years! the rodeos fantastic, small but its real country style, after that is the band and the bundy.... am staying at the rodeo camp the night, hope heaps of u other redencks will come along and have a bit of a shin dig.
theres NO BYO and they like to serch toolboxes etc, so put ya deni alcahol hiding strategies into place.

14-12-2006, 17:55	#201
Jay Status: 2006 Champion 4x4 Ute! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Maffra, Vic Posts: 3,712 Rep Power: 10	Re: REDNECK UTE CLUB Hey all you Redneckians! Hope yas all have a Merry Xmas and a drunken New Year! Prolly wont see yas till next year sometime, so till then take it easy! __________________ I said NO to alcohol, but it didn't listen!

14-12-2006, 18:06	#202
Karsza Status: September 2006 Best Chicks Ute! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Korumburra Posts: 740 Rep Power: 4	Re: REDNECK UTE CLUB NO JAY UR COMIN TO HOLBROOK!!!!!!!!!!!! woot woot __________________ ...coz it's alright to be a REDNECK...

14-12-2006, 18:53	#203
Bridgborn Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: melbourne, vic Posts: 449 Rep Power: 5	Re: REDNECK UTE CLUB sucks that i cant get in to crown but i can still go cruising wit ya! (if im nice 2 me bro! hahah) __________________ NO FARMERS MEANS NO FARMERS DAUGHTERS.. ~A MAN'S NOT A CAMEL~

14-12-2006, 19:36	#204
Mechanised Swaggie Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Echuca Posts: 398 Rep Power: 4	Re: REDNECK UTE CLUB G'day Rednecks whats news? Hey Rach the goods have arrived, I now have in my possesion 2 liters of your most feared ingredient. Just have to wait for a B&S where I can surprise everybody pmsl... __________________ -Just give me a MACK and a decent load and turn me loose on the Darwin Road.. -I'll be better off by far... 1995 XG Falcon Longreach Outback BNS Rig 1997 HZ(T)J75 Cruiser Bush Rig

15-12-2006, 20:44	#206
Bravo Rachie Status: Hardcore Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Heathcote Posts: 2,143 Rep Power: 7	Re: REDNECK UTE CLUB hey all... JAILBAIT, u mite not get into crown into the gambeling bits, but im thinking just drinking somewhere in there for the night... and yes u are coming driving, we can make sure of that. JAY: thanks for the christmas wishes, hope you have a good 1 too... and if we dont see you by next year have an awesome new years whatever you end up doing, will see you again soon! xx JACKO: you get that $hit on me, and mate il... il.. well... il get u back with cherry juice! humm good idea that, i mite blend some up thru the juicer, make everyone sweet and sticky. KARSZA: was on the net cos our comp stuffed up and gotta go thru a serch engine to get to Beaut utes, funny how when u type in BeautUtes.com your home page thingy comes up as the next link. lol u buy shares in beaut utes or something?? good work on it though, loved it especially the pic of tan and u on there! didnit know u knew Lockie?! thaught id like to let everyone know that tonight i felt extreemly girly... i went shopping with dad to buy xmas presants... well i spent most of the time buying stuff for me, (i did get him some contraption to go on the boat) baught a red blouse... YES blouse, kinda sassy lookin and a bit frilly but hey, i think its ace... got new earings, and OMG a big chunky purple beeded bracelet thingo... ohhh and some umm.. err, Wax. then i came home, got dressed up, put on the bright red wet shine diamonds lipstic that i baught, applyed liberiously on my lips to make them all gammy and tacky, sprayed some Verche (if thats how you spell it) to make myself smell feminim... and now.... i sit here, on the net... all dressed up and nowhere to go... interesting that. I NEED A SOCIAL LIFE! __________________ PEEP SHOW: Dosn't mean getting to see your presents before Christmas! BACK IN THE GAME!

15-12-2006, 20:58	#207
Bridgborn Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: melbourne, vic Posts: 449 Rep Power: 5	Re: REDNECK UTE CLUB RACHIE: yea mate dont worry il be there! hey ur a classic, getting all dressed up n puttin lippy on, just to go on the comp! lol __________________ NO FARMERS MEANS NO FARMERS DAUGHTERS.. ~A MAN'S NOT A CAMEL~

16-12-2006, 06:44	#208
Amy Status: Hardcore Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Moetown Posts: 1,620 Rep Power: 6	Re: REDNECK UTE CLUB damn shame ya dont live closer to me rachie we could go out and cause havoc together __________________ "Roll me in Rum and throw me to the Cowboys"

16-12-2006, 10:28	#209
Bravo Rachie Status: Hardcore Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Heathcote Posts: 2,143 Rep Power: 7	Re: REDNECK UTE CLUB yeah i know... and to think i looked so feminime (or how ever you spell it, il most likley be told by tanya). yeah had a weired sleep too.. i think the chemicals form teh make up seeped into my skin... i woke up crying so many times last night, like full on bauling my eyes out and having a tanty... strange!!! i wasnt even drinking. __________________ PEEP SHOW: Dosn't mean getting to see your presents before Christmas! BACK IN THE GAME!

16-12-2006, 11:20	#210
Amy Status: Hardcore Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Moetown Posts: 1,620 Rep Power: 6	Re: REDNECK UTE CLUB must be the smoke getting to ya, i gave it a hiding last night and will do the same tonight at the work christmas party. at a winery of all places __________________ "Roll me in Rum and throw me to the Cowboys"

17-12-2006, 20:26	#211
Jen Status: Jen Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wyuna east Posts: 737 Rep Power: 4	Re: REDNECK UTE CLUB Hang on will stop laughing soon Rachie all dressed up with RED BLOUSE on ok i getting there. Ok i right now but Dave not . Had christmas at daves mums on the weekend had great fun but some people didnt hehehehe Kids were at there best think i must put that god dame xmas tree up to keep forgetting it hehehe. Rachie all good for anyone to stay at Cruzers(pauls) for holbrook b&s

18-12-2006, 16:14	#212
Karsza Status: September 2006 Best Chicks Ute! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Korumburra Posts: 740 Rep Power: 4	Re: REDNECK UTE CLUB Yeh rachie...hmm might have to try that now!! haha..AND by the way - Billy just LOVES me is all!!! Oh yeh i met Lachie n Hamish the other night in Pascoevale of all places!! hhaa Rachie - U r quite the dag or should i say REDNECK!!!!!! __________________ ...coz it's alright to be a REDNECK...

18-12-2006, 19:59	#213
Bravo Rachie Status: Hardcore Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Heathcote Posts: 2,143 Rep Power: 7	Re: REDNECK UTE CLUB aaah yes redneck through and through... my weekend in a nutshell... friday night, did bugger all.. saturday, got the carpet on my ute WHOOP WHOOP (or karsza style, woot woot), headed off when that was done, took 5 hours to do mind ya, went to see bacon and legs in kilmore, stopping off at the piza factory and seing jacko and kristy. Dropped the ute off in kilmore nad went on a pub crawl.. the new pub in kilmore sux... no smoking and is the most fake atmosphere out. so we headed to broardford... to find that pub closed at 11PM!! OMG! onwards to wondong magpie and stump pub... OOOH what a night! $3.50 rums and tequila that makes ya clothes fall off isnt good! and here is where i proove my redneck roots. a tequila shot was drank, leaving the glass... and a bored person sittin at the table decided to fill it with the salt form the salt shaker, then just add rum. Making the mix look somewhat like an upside down cowboy shot, (and tasting verry salty) then, add cigarette ash and pieces of a bar coaster. passing the shot around the table and everyone passing on the taste test but one... yes, me verry salty, verry gritty and after gagging and goign to the toilet i found ash on my teeth. LOVLEY! sunday morning was non existant. after wanting to go camping and it not actually hapening tan and i then decided to sleep in her backyard and have a camp out. with a drunken tan freaking out that the starts were running away... verry funny! monday, RDO and another non existant day, and im so tired even tho tan taught me how to bum around the house... i did get to make an Apricot pie, that the dog found and got to eat off the carpet without me knowing. the dogs not nice! yeah enough from me, glad u had a good weekend jen, and im glad u got a laugh outa my shirt waring, although there have been 4 rednecks and a newbie witness the blouse, yeah its real! work break up thursday night YAY, but can u believe they make us work again on friday? bloody council! and congratulations sprat !!!! SPRATTY GOT HER P'S! __________________ PEEP SHOW: Dosn't mean getting to see your presents before Christmas! BACK IN THE GAME!

19-12-2006, 15:44	#214
Bravo Rachie Status: Hardcore Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Heathcote Posts: 2,143 Rep Power: 7	Re: REDNECK UTE CLUB hey ya'll... i just got my copys of Jeff Foxworthy's 'YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...' CD, and 'YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK' comedy round up DVD... if any of u rednecks want a copy let me know ITS BLOODY UNROOL! __________________ PEEP SHOW: Dosn't mean getting to see your presents before Christmas! BACK IN THE GAME!

19-12-2006, 16:27	#215
Karsza Status: September 2006 Best Chicks Ute! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Korumburra Posts: 740 Rep Power: 4	Re: REDNECK UTE CLUB Heya Rachie do you have a song by Alan Jackson - Its alright to be a redneck?? If so wat cd that on? __________________ ...coz it's alright to be a REDNECK...

19-12-2006, 19:19	#216
Bridgborn Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: melbourne, vic Posts: 449 Rep Power: 5	Re: REDNECK UTE CLUB RACHIE: me me me i do!! pick me! pick me! i want a copy!! lol __________________ NO FARMERS MEANS NO FARMERS DAUGHTERS.. ~A MAN'S NOT A CAMEL~

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20-12-2006, 13:39	#217
TanUteGirl Status: November 2006 Best Chicks Ute Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Darwin Posts: 512 Rep Power: 4	Re: REDNECK UTE CLUB It's feminine Rach-L, __________________ AS SILLY AS A BUM FULL OF SMARTIES

20-12-2006, 13:42	#218
TanUteGirl Status: November 2006 Best Chicks Ute Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Darwin Posts: 512 Rep Power: 4	Re: REDNECK UTE CLUB Ooh, weird dial up computer just posted that without me knowing! I'll have a copy please Rach! You all wanna see Rachie done up, she looks lovely, girly! The bloody Bravo looks great too. Mmm, salty rum shots, need some more! Don't know if I'll be on here again before Xmas, so to all Rednecks- HAVE A BLOODY GREAT CHRISTMAS AND SAFE NEW YEAR! For those of you going to Holbrook, see yas there! __________________ AS SILLY AS A BUM FULL OF SMARTIES

20-12-2006, 15:04	#219
Jen Status: Jen Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wyuna east Posts: 737 Rep Power: 4	Re: REDNECK UTE CLUB Rachie me me me me want one to hehehehe dvd and cd that is Well christmas is coming apone us quickly and i still havent got the kids stuff but oh well you get that to all the rednecks have a safe christmas and see you all soon.

20-12-2006, 15:25	#220
Bravo Rachie Status: Hardcore Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Heathcote Posts: 2,143 Rep Power: 7	Re: REDNECK UTE CLUB yessim okies people il start the burning process... nah kars sorry darls i dont have that one... il download it tho. il no dounb be on here before the weekend, but i do hope that everyone has a great christmas... i did plan on sending out xmas cards, but kinda didint pull my finger out in time. Il no doubt make up 1 of my zany christmas poems and sms them to everyone later in the week. hope ya'll have a good 1, will be seing some of you guys at hollbrook but dont forget 12th January is dunolly uteshow and rodeo. 1 of the best uteshows around i reckon, well organised and fantastic prizes, top judging from people who have been in the ute scene for many many years! the rodeos fantastic, small but its real country style, after that is the band and the bundy.... am staying at the rodeo camp the night, hope heaps of u other redencks will come along and have a bit of a shin dig. theres NO BYO and they like to serch toolboxes etc, so put ya deni alcahol hiding strategies into place. __________________ PEEP SHOW: Dosn't mean getting to see your presents before Christmas! BACK IN THE GAME!

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