Bird Sh*t On The Ute

13-05-2006, 22:20

Bird shit on the ute...
We have these annoying pesky Murray magpies that just seem to LOVE nothing better than spending all their day sitting, & shitting on our cars.

Magnaboy goes spare.. every time he goes out, there's a freshy poop on the Magna!

Luckily, FordaBella doesn't get as much shit..she's under the carport!!

Anyone got any ideas to keep the bastardo's off? We've tried socks on the side mirrors-they seem to like looking at themselves!

Billy · 13-05-2006, 22:43

Yeah, get a bloody garage!

Billy · 13-05-2006, 23:05

Kelsey if you can't afford a garage, just put an empty ice cream container on top of your vehicles!

Billy · 13-05-2006, 23:19

Or spraypaint some big eyes on the roof of your vehicles .. that should scare the beautiful Murray Magpies from shitting on your vehicles roof.

BeautUtes

13-05-2006, 23:26

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Originally Posted by Billy

Or spraypaint some big eyes on the roof of your vehicles .. that should scare the beautiful Murray Magpies from shitting on your vehicles roof.

Oh yeah, that'll do it. Just let me ask MB.....

Somehow I DONT think so. Nice try tho!

rumsup1 · 13-05-2006, 23:36

22 works for me lol

nana goat · 14-05-2006, 10:11

hey you should get a fake snake and put it on top of you car it works trust me !!

14-05-2006, 11:38

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Originally Posted by rumsup1

22 works for me lol

LOL!! You & MBoy think alike Grampa!

14-05-2006, 11:40

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Originally Posted by star

hey you should get a fake snake and put it on top of you car it works trust me !!

Yeah, we tried that in the garden once.. for pesky blackbirds digging up the seedlings.
Trouble is, you have to remember you got it on the car... imagine the looks while driving down the road, with a snake on the roof!! Classic..

doc · 14-05-2006, 12:23

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Originally Posted by rumsup1

22 works for me lol

that was pretty much the thought that crossed my mind too! lol

13-05-2006, 22:20	#1 (permalink)
utegirl70 Status: Guest Posts: n/a	*Bird Sht On The Ute** Bird shit on the ute... We have these annoying pesky Murray magpies that just seem to LOVE nothing better than spending all their day sitting, & shitting on our cars. Magnaboy goes spare.. every time he goes out, there's a freshy poop on the Magna! Luckily, FordaBella doesn't get as much shit..she's under the carport!! Anyone got any ideas to keep the bastardo's off? We've tried socks on the side mirrors-they seem to like looking at themselves!

13-05-2006, 22:43	#2 (permalink)
Billy Status: BeautUtes.com est. 2004 Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Dumbleyung! Posts: 8,127 Rep Power: 10	*Re: Bird Sht On The Ute** Yeah, get a bloody garage! __________________ Rural Classifieds \| AFL Gear \| Motocross \| V8s \| Bush Swags\| Western Australia\| Utes \| Depression Forum

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Billy Status: BeautUtes.com est. 2004 Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Dumbleyung! Posts: 8,127 Rep Power: 10	*Re: Bird Sht On The Ute** Kelsey if you can't afford a garage, just put an empty ice cream container on top of your vehicles! __________________ Rural Classifieds \| AFL Gear \| Motocross \| V8s \| Bush Swags\| Western Australia\| Utes \| Depression Forum

13-05-2006, 23:19	#4 (permalink)
Billy Status: BeautUtes.com est. 2004 Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Dumbleyung! Posts: 8,127 Rep Power: 10	*Re: Bird Sht On The Ute** Or spraypaint some big eyes on the roof of your vehicles .. that should scare the beautiful Murray Magpies from shitting on your vehicles roof. __________________ Rural Classifieds \| AFL Gear \| Motocross \| V8s \| Bush Swags\| Western Australia\| Utes \| Depression Forum

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nana goat Status: Feral Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: toongabbie Posts: 153 Rep Power: 3	*Re: Bird Sht On The Ute** hey you should get a fake snake and put it on top of you car it works trust me !! __________________ keep your head up and everythink is otay!!

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