HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY

kaz · 28-01-2007, 06:16

Bit late but I hope everyone is enjoying their Australia Day long weekend.

MAAAAAATE!

Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an
Irish pub for a
Belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry
or a Turkish
kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch
American shows
on a Japanese TV.

Oh and...... Only in Australia ... can a pizza get to your
house faster
than an ambulance.

Only in Australia ... do supermarkets make sick people walk
all the Way
To the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while
healthy People
can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Australia ... do people order double cheeseburgers,
largeFries
and a DIET coke.

Only in Australia ... do banks leave both doors open and
chain the Pens
to the counters

Only in Australia .... do we leave cars worth thousands of
dollars on
the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the
garage.

Only in Australia ... do we use answering machines to screen
calls and
Then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone
we didn't want
To talk to in the first place.

Only in Australia ... are there disabled parking places in
front of a
skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION...3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v
battery works
On their tongue.

142 Aussies were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins
from new shirts.

58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives
instead of
screwdrivers.

31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas
tree while
The fairy lights were plugged in.

8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper
with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last
two years
After opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

And finally.... In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their skull
whilst
throwing up into the toilet

BeautUtes

28-01-2007, 06:16	#1 (permalink)
kaz Status: November 2006 Best Street Ute Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: hillbilly Posts: 3,974 Rep Power: 30	HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY Bit late but I hope everyone is enjoying their Australia Day long weekend. MAAAAAATE! Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Oh and...... Only in Australia ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Australia ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the Way To the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy People can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Australia ... do people order double cheeseburgers, largeFries and a DIET coke. Only in Australia ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the Pens to the counters Only in Australia .... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in Australia ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and Then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want To talk to in the first place. Only in Australia ... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink. NOT TO MENTION...3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works On their tongue. 142 Aussies were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts. 58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. 31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while The fairy lights were plugged in. 8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last two years After opening bottles of beer with their teeth. And finally.... In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet

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