some odd things on the net

kazza · 19-07-2006, 15:16

Found this on an odd site I came across called www.styluspoetryjournal.com
UTE DREAMS
he says if i had a ute i’d do wheelies and doughnuts and put the dog up the back and cover the cab with those stickers that say i got wrecked at the b&s ball and drive out at night and pick up a giggling country girl with nice big tits and give her a beer or two and **** her on the bonnet and raise the dust and clouds of cockatoos taking her back to town flying down the road still half drunk early in the morning . . . if i had a real good ute
she says if i had a ute i’d go to the start of the highway where it says Darwin three thousand and something kilometers and just drive and drive and pack fuel cans and water in the back and not stop for anyone and take the dog with me and play heaps of tapes like good old acdc loud to keep me up on the long stretches and count the wedgetails and meet old and mad and scary people and eat peanuts and water melon sitting on the dirt leaning my back on a wheel and sleep on the tray under the stars and under a tarp if it rained and squat for a piss at the side of the road and watch the ants run round and not shower till i got there and not even know where there was till it came up and hit me and never ever come back again so no-one could find me or ask me to do anything i didn’t want and when i felt like it have a **** without telling my real name and just arrive on my grandchildrens’ birthdays so they’d rush out and yell grannie’s here and then before it got routine clear off again . . . if i had a real good ute
end of the long road, squints frowns tears and grins, white streaks on a dusty face
Ynes Sanz
And this one too from the site called www.lit.org.com for literary people’s. I have cut some of the start off as it was quite long.
Bachelors & Spinsters

"G'day mate." Davo said in his outback drawl as he took his stool at the bar. "G'day, "Give us a drink thanks Normie." He said turning back to the bartender. "Struth mate." He said finally as his fingers closed around the cold glass and looked across at the bartender, back leaning on his elbows again. "It's bloody quiet this arvo."

Normie stood up straight and started wiping the bar down with a rag he always kept hanging over one shoulder when not in use. "That'd be 'cause of the B & S, I reckon." The bartender said taking a step sideways, just as Davo was mid-swallow. "Shplitttt!" Davo spluttered sending a shower of beer over the counter and drippling down his stubbled chin. He wiped it away as wide-eyed, the realisation hit him.

His faithful mutt, Muddy, a blue cattle dog, barked and wagged his tail enthusiastically from the back of the dust-encrusted ute as Davo flung open the door and keyed the ignition. The engine missed and then roared to life. Tyres bit the red earth and sent a shower of dirt as he sped off towards his house. Bloody 'ell! He thought glancing at the broken clock on the dash. How could I forget the B & S.

He rounded a corner sending a sideways spray of bull-dust and skidded to a halt in front of the delapidated shack he shared with a mate. He was in and out in flash, dragging his brothers' ill-fitting black dinner suit and an esky full of stubbies behind him. Davo loved the Bachelors and Spinsters balls. Each of the outback towns had one. Tonight it was being held in a paddock in Chinchilla, about two hundred and fifty kms down the highway from his home in Mitchell. That's about six stubbies in the old scale, he thought dragging a beer out of the esky.

When he finally arrived there were cars, utes and trucks lined up all around the marquee where the local band belted out all the old favourites and some of the newer pop tunes. He dressed in his black suit and tie, but realised he had forgotten his shoes. No matter he thought, slipping off his thongs and pulling on an old pair of dusty boots from the back of the ute. "Geez. Ya finally made it." Johnno said, lifting his battered Akubra and smirking as he slapped a beer into Davo's hand. So they proceeded to drink as much as the night would allow, and had the occasional dance with the brightly dressed spinsters in their colourful evening gowns, kicking up heels and dust under the star-filled sky.

In the morning, their were tents and bodies strewn everywhere and now came the time that Davo loved the most. It had rained during the night and the ground was now a mushy mud-pile. The lads wrestled and fought playfully dragging all, men and women into the frey till they all were caked in mud and slime. Dirty faces laughed and roared as those hung-over city-slickers wandered foolishly into their grasp as they made a dash for the port-a-loos lining the paddock. Finally it was time to mark the event with some improvised mayhem, as Davo and others spun there cars and utes in doughnuts around the field spraying the cheering onlookers with more mud and dirt, till finally they tired of this too.

Davo finally left too, heading back out along the highway, still a little drunk and watery-eyed before he crossed the centre lane into the path of a massive roadtrain that crumpled him and his ute into a twisted screeching wreck. For a while a small white cross marked the spot where the accident occured, but now, even that has gone too.

smithy

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Turtle · 19-07-2006, 15:29

wow, that's pretty interesting aye!

kazza · 19-07-2006, 15:58

yeh i wonder what inspired them?

milky_088 · 20-07-2006, 04:10

sounds like what i did last week..lol

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Woohaha · 20-07-2006, 09:26

Hahaha, nice one Grandma (the first one).

Woohaha · 20-07-2006, 09:36

That second one is kinda sobering at the end tho, wasn't really expecting it.

19-07-2006, 15:16	#1 (permalink)
kazza Status: December 2006 Best 4x4 / Work Ute Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: perth Posts: 406 Rep Power: 4	some odd things on the net Found this on an odd site I came across called www.styluspoetryjournal.com UTE DREAMS he says if i had a ute i’d do wheelies and doughnuts and put the dog up the back and cover the cab with those stickers that say i got wrecked at the b&s ball and drive out at night and pick up a giggling country girl with nice big tits and give her a beer or two and ** her on the bonnet and raise the dust and clouds of cockatoos taking her back to town flying down the road still half drunk early in the morning . . . if i had a real good ute she says if i had a ute i’d go to the start of the highway where it says Darwin three thousand and something kilometers and just drive and drive and pack fuel cans and water in the back and not stop for anyone and take the dog with me and play heaps of tapes like good old acdc loud to keep me up on the long stretches and count the wedgetails and meet old and mad and scary people and eat peanuts and water melon sitting on the dirt leaning my back on a wheel and sleep on the tray under the stars and under a tarp if it rained and squat for a piss at the side of the road and watch the ants run round and not shower till i got there and not even know where there was till it came up and hit me and never ever come back again so no-one could find me or ask me to do anything i didn’t want and when i felt like it have a without telling my real name and just arrive on my grandchildrens’ birthdays so they’d rush out and yell grannie’s here and then before it got routine clear off again . . . if i had a real good ute end of the long road, squints frowns tears and grins, white streaks on a dusty face Ynes Sanz And this one too from the site called www.lit.org.com for literary people’s. I have cut some of the start off as it was quite long.** Bachelors & Spinsters "G'day mate." Davo said in his outback drawl as he took his stool at the bar. "G'day, "Give us a drink thanks Normie." He said turning back to the bartender. "Struth mate." He said finally as his fingers closed around the cold glass and looked across at the bartender, back leaning on his elbows again. "It's bloody quiet this arvo." Normie stood up straight and started wiping the bar down with a rag he always kept hanging over one shoulder when not in use. "That'd be 'cause of the B & S, I reckon." The bartender said taking a step sideways, just as Davo was mid-swallow. "Shplitttt!" Davo spluttered sending a shower of beer over the counter and drippling down his stubbled chin. He wiped it away as wide-eyed, the realisation hit him. His faithful mutt, Muddy, a blue cattle dog, barked and wagged his tail enthusiastically from the back of the dust-encrusted ute as Davo flung open the door and keyed the ignition. The engine missed and then roared to life. Tyres bit the red earth and sent a shower of dirt as he sped off towards his house. Bloody 'ell! He thought glancing at the broken clock on the dash. How could I forget the B & S. He rounded a corner sending a sideways spray of bull-dust and skidded to a halt in front of the delapidated shack he shared with a mate. He was in and out in flash, dragging his brothers' ill-fitting black dinner suit and an esky full of stubbies behind him. Davo loved the Bachelors and Spinsters balls. Each of the outback towns had one. Tonight it was being held in a paddock in Chinchilla, about two hundred and fifty kms down the highway from his home in Mitchell. That's about six stubbies in the old scale, he thought dragging a beer out of the esky. When he finally arrived there were cars, utes and trucks lined up all around the marquee where the local band belted out all the old favourites and some of the newer pop tunes. He dressed in his black suit and tie, but realised he had forgotten his shoes. No matter he thought, slipping off his thongs and pulling on an old pair of dusty boots from the back of the ute. "Geez. Ya finally made it." Johnno said, lifting his battered Akubra and smirking as he slapped a beer into Davo's hand. So they proceeded to drink as much as the night would allow, and had the occasional dance with the brightly dressed spinsters in their colourful evening gowns, kicking up heels and dust under the star-filled sky. In the morning, their were tents and bodies strewn everywhere and now came the time that Davo loved the most. It had rained during the night and the ground was now a mushy mud-pile. The lads wrestled and fought playfully dragging all, men and women into the frey till they all were caked in mud and slime. Dirty faces laughed and roared as those hung-over city-slickers wandered foolishly into their grasp as they made a dash for the port-a-loos lining the paddock. Finally it was time to mark the event with some improvised mayhem, as Davo and others spun there cars and utes in doughnuts around the field spraying the cheering onlookers with more mud and dirt, till finally they tired of this too. Davo finally left too, heading back out along the highway, still a little drunk and watery-eyed before he crossed the centre lane into the path of a massive roadtrain that crumpled him and his ute into a twisted screeching wreck. For a while a small white cross marked the spot where the accident occured, but now, even that has gone too. smithy __________________ "I do whatever the little voices tell me to do!"

19-07-2006, 15:29	#2 (permalink)
Turtle Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Marangaroo, Perth Posts: 308 Rep Power: 3	Re: some odd things on the net wow, that's pretty interesting aye! __________________ ~ŦũЯŧŁЄ~ Łõòĸ Äŧ Ťħāť ĿīpŞŧĩćĶ ĐŕīvĨńģ Ħĭm bŐŁĽĩśŧĪć, ŔőŀĺíñĢ āćŘōşš ŤĥĘ płąĩŅ

19-07-2006, 15:58	#3 (permalink)
kazza Status: December 2006 Best 4x4 / Work Ute Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: perth Posts: 406 Rep Power: 4	Re: some odd things on the net yeh i wonder what inspired them? __________________ "I do whatever the little voices tell me to do!"

20-07-2006, 04:10	#4 (permalink)
milky_088 Status: October 2006 Best One Tonner Ute! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Bullsbrook. Posts: 401 Rep Power: 3	Re: some odd things on the net sounds like what i did last week..lol

20-07-2006, 09:26	#5 (permalink)
Woohaha Status: Not God, just God-like... Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: West Coolup Posts: 1,576 Rep Power: 4	Re: some odd things on the net *Hahaha, nice one Grandma (the first one).* __________________ *And I heard a voice in the midst of the four Beasts, and I looked and behold, a pale horse,* *and its name it said on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.* *www.Paull-Warner.com.au*

20-07-2006, 09:36	#6 (permalink)
Woohaha Status: Not God, just God-like... Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: West Coolup Posts: 1,576 Rep Power: 4	Re: some odd things on the net *That second one is kinda sobering at the end tho, wasn't really expecting it.* __________________ *And I heard a voice in the midst of the four Beasts, and I looked and behold, a pale horse,* *and its name it said on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.* *www.Paull-Warner.com.au*

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