The 11th Husband‏

metal mickey · 23-09-2007, 11:46

The 11 th Husband

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be i! f you've been married ten times.?"

"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

" Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, .he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

" Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector ; all he ever did was........ ... God I miss him.

" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?

"You're with the "GOVERNMENT"..
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get
SCREWED."

Good one.

BeautUtes

TSzczy · 23-09-2007, 11:49

so funny.....i love it

Bekieboo · 23-09-2007, 20:12

Haha Brilliant!!!

wild horses · 24-09-2007, 13:16

absolute beauty

BeautUtes

PEDLER · 24-09-2007, 14:09

heard that one but still a gooden

Amy · 24-09-2007, 16:09

nice one

23-09-2007, 11:46	#1 (permalink)
metal mickey Status: CRAZY AND MAD LOL Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,348 Rep Power: 6	The 11th Husband‏ The 11 th Husband A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be i! f you've been married ten times.?" "Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. "Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. "Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. " Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, .he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. "Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. "Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. "Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it. "Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it. " Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector ; all he ever did was........ ... God I miss him. " But now that I've married you, I'm so excited". "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why? "You're with the "GOVERNMENT".. This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED." Good one. __________________ RUM SO MUCH MORE THAN A BREAKFAST FOOD

23-09-2007, 11:49	#2 (permalink)
TSzczy Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Corrigin Posts: 264 Rep Power: 2	Re: The 11th Husband‏ so funny.....i love it __________________ ~18 and Loving Every Bit~

23-09-2007, 20:12	#3 (permalink)
Bekieboo Status: 100% country Diva!! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Wamuran, Qld Posts: 1,022 Rep Power: 3	Re: The 11th Husband‏ Haha Brilliant!!! __________________ out here every good lookin’ daughter would make you swear theres somethin’ in the water…

24-09-2007, 13:16	#4 (permalink)
wild horses Status: Feral Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: just outside warragul Posts: 177 Rep Power: 2	Re: The 11th Husband‏ absolute beauty __________________ It's 5 O'Clock somewhere on the 8th day, god made holdens... to keep the dickheads out of fords Sweetcheeks Inc. i did what!?

24-09-2007, 14:09	#5 (permalink)
PEDLER Status: CAUTION CRAZY BOGAN Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Broadford Posts: 699 Rep Power: 3	Re: The 11th Husband‏ heard that one but still a gooden __________________ DIESEL BROTHERHOOD IS READY TO ROLL B DOUBLE E DOUBLE R U IN ? *PROUD TO BE AUSTRALIAN* *www.autotechtools.com.au* *will be at* *BENDIGO SWAP MEET*

24-09-2007, 16:09	#6 (permalink)
Amy Status: Hardcore Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Moetown Posts: 1,607 Rep Power: 4	Re: The 11th Husband‏ nice one __________________ "Roll me in Rum and throw me to the Cowboys"

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