Ya Gotta Have Private Health Insurance!!

metal mickey · 23-09-2007, 09:14

Subject: Ya Gotta Have Private Health Insurance!!
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital when during her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

"Oh my GOD!!" screamed the woman, "That's disgraceful!!! Why is he doing that??"

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least 5 times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture".

"Oh well, in that case, I guess it's ok." commented the Woman.

In the very next room, a male patient was lying in bed and it was obvious that a nurse was performing oral sex on him.

Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD!! How can THAT be justified?"

Again the doctor spoke very calmly, "Same illness, but private health cover"

BeautUtes

wild horses · 23-09-2007, 10:05

heard it before, but still a classic

Bekieboo · 23-09-2007, 20:14

Same Sam,. but gr8!!

BUNDYTOY · 23-09-2007, 20:19

might have to get private cover then. lol

BeautUtes

23-09-2007, 09:14	#1 (permalink)
metal mickey Status: CRAZY AND MAD LOL Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,348 Rep Power: 6	Ya Gotta Have Private Health Insurance!! Subject: Ya Gotta Have Private Health Insurance!! A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital when during her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!!" screamed the woman, "That's disgraceful!!! Why is he doing that??" The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least 5 times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture". "Oh well, in that case, I guess it's ok." commented the Woman. In the very next room, a male patient was lying in bed and it was obvious that a nurse was performing oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD!! How can THAT be justified?" Again the doctor spoke very calmly, "Same illness, but private health cover" __________________ RUM SO MUCH MORE THAN A BREAKFAST FOOD

23-09-2007, 10:05	#2 (permalink)
wild horses Status: Feral Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: just outside warragul Posts: 177 Rep Power: 2	Re: Ya Gotta Have Private Health Insurance!! heard it before, but still a classic __________________ It's 5 O'Clock somewhere on the 8th day, god made holdens... to keep the dickheads out of fords Sweetcheeks Inc. i did what!?

23-09-2007, 20:14	#3 (permalink)
Bekieboo Status: 100% country Diva!! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Wamuran, Qld Posts: 1,022 Rep Power: 3	Re: Ya Gotta Have Private Health Insurance!! Same Sam,. but gr8!! __________________ out here every good lookin’ daughter would make you swear theres somethin’ in the water…

23-09-2007, 20:19	#4 (permalink)
BUNDYTOY Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: mount gambier Posts: 271 Rep Power: 2	Re: Ya Gotta Have Private Health Insurance!! might have to get private cover then. lol __________________ HELL ; where kegs have holes and women dont! Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened. Life is what you make of it... kinda like Play-Doh

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