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[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']Yesterday Teresa was working in the kitchen, listening to her Harrison playing with his electric train set in the living room. Harry as you know is very keen on trains.[/font]

[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']Teresa heard the train stop and Harry saying, "All of you B*****ds who want off, get the f**k off now, cause we're in a hurry! And all of you B*****ds who are getting on, get the F**k on, cause we're going down the tracks".[/font]

[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']Of course Teresa was horrified and went in and told Harry, 'We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."[/font]

[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']Two hours later, Harry came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and Teresa heard Harry say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for traveling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one.[/font]

[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']Teresa heard Harry continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."[/font]

[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']As Teresa began to smile, Harry added "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat bitch in the kitchen."[/font]

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