Funny friday

Rockabilly Cowgirl · 04-05-2007, 15:32

A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Melbourne, Australia

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

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Triteejess · 04-05-2007, 16:14

HA I like it ...

Cheeky_1s · 04-05-2007, 16:34

hmmm yes typically male lol

Peta23 · 04-05-2007, 17:26

lol that a good one

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Sharpy · 29-05-2007, 20:22

Good effort Airbags!

04-05-2007, 15:32	#1 (permalink)
Rockabilly Cowgirl Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Doveton Posts: 595 Rep Power: 2	Funny friday A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Melbourne, Australia After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips." The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice." __________________ Only a real cowboy can tame this cowgirls heart

04-05-2007, 16:14	#2 (permalink)
Triteejess Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Croydon Posts: 258 Rep Power: 3	Re: Funny friday HA I like it ... __________________ *"...All Fired Up..."* Great Utes, Great Mates, Great Fun & Rum

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Cheeky_1s Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Pakenham, Vic. Posts: 368 Rep Power: 4	Re: Funny friday hmmm yes typically male lol __________________ Drive it like u stole it, u only live once!!!! *Dont Drink Drive, it's Laundry Detergent*

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Peta23 Status: Petey.. Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cuballing Posts: 1,408 Rep Power: 4	Re: Funny friday lol that a good one __________________ Shoulda Woulda Coulda

29-05-2007, 20:22	#5 (permalink)
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