THIS IS FUNNY

metal mickey · 16-09-2008, 00:06

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very
faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on
the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk & walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in
the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she
would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was
wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin
them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a
wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day, one woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet
and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned The other
husband and said, "These damn girls' night out have got to stop. I'm
starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties."
"You think that's bad" said the other husband, "Mine is lying in bed
with a card stuck in her ass that says: "From all of us at the Fire
Station. We'll never forget you."

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Junkie · 16-09-2008, 06:50

haha, thats gold

16-09-2008, 00:06	#1 (permalink)
metal mickey Status: CRAZY AND MAD LOL Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,348 Rep Power: 6	THIS IS FUNNY Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk & walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day, one woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned The other husband and said, "These damn girls' night out have got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties." "You think that's bad" said the other husband, "Mine is lying in bed with a card stuck in her ass that says: "From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you." __________________ RUM SO MUCH MORE THAN A BREAKFAST FOOD

16-09-2008, 06:50	#2 (permalink)
Junkie Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Warrandyte South, VIC Posts: 364 Rep Power: 1	Re: THIS IS FUNNY haha, thats gold __________________ Don't Judge What You Don't Understand SAVE WATER DRINK BEER

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