10 year old blues

metal mickey · 11-11-2007, 00:09

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew
> about the birds and the bees.
>
> "I don't want to know," the child said,
> bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."
>
>
> Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
>
> The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the
> 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.
> At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth
> Fairy' speech.
> When I was eight, you hit me with the
> 'There's no Santa' speech.
> If you're going to tell me that grown-ups
> don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to
> live for."

BeautUtes

Clarky · 11-11-2007, 10:30

Bloody ripper

11-11-2007, 00:09	#1 (permalink)
metal mickey Status: CRAZY AND MAD LOL Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,392 Rep Power: 6	10 year old blues A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew > about the birds and the bees. > > "I don't want to know," the child said, > bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." > > > Confused, the father asked what was wrong. > > The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the > 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. > At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth > Fairy' speech. > When I was eight, you hit me with the > 'There's no Santa' speech. > If you're going to tell me that grown-ups > don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to > live for." __________________ RUM SO MUCH MORE THAN A BREAKFAST FOOD

11-11-2007, 10:30	#2 (permalink)
Clarky Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: From Vic, now in Perth, well near it anyway Posts: 489 Rep Power: 2	Re: 10 year old blues Bloody ripper __________________ "Dreams were won and lost under the Southern Cross" Friends come and go but i will always be here!! "Such is life" so NED would say LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO BE THROWN AWAY SO... Grab a friend and tell them how you feel about them.

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