HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

metal mickey · 09-11-2007, 17:13

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

(1) Both don't want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
Each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8
(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10 (Who said boys do not have brains)

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

(1) When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7
(3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

(1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10

BeautUtes

IC BIATCH 69 · 09-11-2007, 17:23

well that is pricelss ....... kids are beautifull

metal mickey · 09-11-2007, 17:41

thats true ic biatch

Burgs · 09-11-2007, 19:00

holden. that is the pick of the bunch mate keep up the good work straight outa the mouths of babes

BeautUtes

metal mickey · 09-11-2007, 19:03

lol i just get them sent to me via e-mail and i post them up here

metal mickey · 09-11-2007, 19:05

this is my favourite one lol 2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6

09-11-2007, 17:13	#1 (permalink)
metal mickey Status: CRAZY AND MAD LOL Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,348 Rep Power: 6	HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. *- Alan, age 10* (2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. *- Kristen, age 10* WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? (1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. *- Camille, age 10* (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. *- Freddie, age 6* HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. *- Derrick, age 8* WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? (1) Both don't want any more kids. *- Lori, age 8* WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? (1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know Each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. *- Lynnette, age 8* (2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. *- Martin, age 10* (Who said boys do not have brains) WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? (1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. *-Craig, age 9* WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? (1) When they're rich. *- Pam, age 7* (2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. *- Curt, age 7* (3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. *- Howard, age 8* IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. *- Anita, age 9* HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? (1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? *- Kelvin, age 8* HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? (1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. *- Ricky, age 10* __________________ RUM SO MUCH MORE THAN A BREAKFAST FOOD

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IC BIATCH 69 Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: queanbeyan Posts: 727 Rep Power: 3	Re: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) well that is pricelss ....... kids are beautifull __________________ blonde dyed black......artificial intellegence

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metal mickey Status: CRAZY AND MAD LOL Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,348 Rep Power: 6	Re: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) thats true ic biatch __________________ RUM SO MUCH MORE THAN A BREAKFAST FOOD

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Burgs Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Narangba Posts: 575 Rep Power: 2	Re: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) holden. that is the pick of the bunch mate keep up the good work straight outa the mouths of babes __________________ You can ride a horse to water but you cant drive a UTE to petrol when shes empty

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metal mickey Status: CRAZY AND MAD LOL Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,348 Rep Power: 6	Re: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) lol i just get them sent to me via e-mail and i post them up here __________________ RUM SO MUCH MORE THAN A BREAKFAST FOOD

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metal mickey Status: CRAZY AND MAD LOL Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,348 Rep Power: 6	Re: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) this is my favourite one lol 2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. *- Freddie, age 6* __________________ RUM SO MUCH MORE THAN A BREAKFAST FOOD

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