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On the Train

Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a Kiwi

guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss

girl with large breasts.

The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the

sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand

print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the dark,

and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me in

the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The Kiwi thinks: The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the

dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack

the Kiwi again.

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