CHINESE PROVERBS

metal mickey · 27-09-2007, 13:30

CHINESE PROVERBS

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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok .

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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BeautUtes

wild horses · 27-09-2007, 13:58

classic

PEDLER · 27-09-2007, 14:27

there pretty good heard most of em before though

27-09-2007, 13:30	#1 (permalink)
metal mickey Status: CRAZY AND MAD LOL Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,392 Rep Power: 6	CHINESE PROVERBS CHINESE PROVERBS ~~~~~~~~~ Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who run in front of car get tired. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who run behind car get exhausted. ~~~~~~~~~ Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. ~~~~~~~~~ Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok . ~~~~~~~~~ Man with one chopstick go hungry. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. * ~~~~~~~~~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. ~~~~~~~~~ Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. ~~~~~~~~~ Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. ~~~~~~~~~ War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. ~~~~~~~~~ Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. ~~~~~~~~~ It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who fart in church sit in own pew. ~~~~~~~~~ Crowded elevator smell different to midget. ~~~~~~~~~ __________________ RUM SO MUCH MORE THAN A BREAKFAST FOOD

27-09-2007, 13:58	#2 (permalink)
wild horses Status: Feral Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: just outside warragul Posts: 178 Rep Power: 2	Re: CHINESE PROVERBS classic __________________ It's 5 O'Clock somewhere on the 8th day, god made holdens... to keep the dickheads out of fords Sweetcheeks Inc. i did what!?

27-09-2007, 14:27	#3 (permalink)
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