Stace

Two aliens landed in the desert close to Birdsville near an
old petrol station that was closed for the night.
They approached one of the old petrol pumps and the younger
alien addressed it saying,
"Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."
The old petrol pump, of course, didn't respond. The younger
alien became angry at the lack of response and the older alien said, "I'd
calm down if I were you."
The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting.
Again, there was no response. Annoyed by what he perceived to be the
pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently,
"Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take
us to our leader or I will fire!"

The older alien warned his comrade saying, "You don't want to
do that! I don't think you should make him mad."
"Rubbish," replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon
at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive
fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet
and deposited him a burnt crumpled mess about 200 metres away in a
dry creek bed.

About a half hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he
refocused his three eyes and straightened his bent antenna and
looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him
shaking his big, green head.
”What a ferocious creature!" exclaimed the young, fried alien.
"He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?"
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy
friend and replied, "If there's one thing I've learned during
my intergalactic travels, you don't want to mess with a bloke
who can wrap his penis around himself twice and then stick it in his ear."

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