"Definitely"

Jay · 17-06-2007, 00:23

Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"

First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."

Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."

Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:

"Does a fart have lumps?"

The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!"

"OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants..."

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Matt_91 · 17-06-2007, 00:27

thats weird but funny at the same time

Random181 · 17-06-2007, 00:45

MMM skidmarks.

reddog · 17-06-2007, 01:32

brown skid marks yeah

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Bridgborn · 24-06-2007, 21:44

hahah lmao!!

17-06-2007, 00:23	#1 (permalink)
Jay Status: 2006 Champion 4x4 Ute! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: From Maffra, Vic. Now in Moora, WA Posts: 3,603 Rep Power: 10	"Definitely" Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?" First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..." Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown." Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks: "Does a fart have lumps?" The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!" "OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants..." __________________ I said NO to alcohol, but it didn't listen!

17-06-2007, 00:27	#2 (permalink)
Matt_91 Status: Beaut utes.com Postaholic Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Gatton QLD Posts: 1,576 Rep Power: 3	Re: "Definitely" thats weird but funny at the same time __________________ SUCH IS LIFE- THE LAST WORDS OF NED KELLY BEFORE BEING HANGED

17-06-2007, 00:45	#3 (permalink)
Random181 Status: September 2006 Best 4x4 Ute! Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Adelaide Posts: 3,310 Rep Power: 8	Re: "Definitely" MMM skidmarks. __________________ Sellaxxar- Level 70 Undead Holy Priest- 1441 Unbuffed heals. Jubei'Thos - Cheese Addicts Anonymous (I know this means nothing to any of you but I'm proud).

17-06-2007, 01:32	#4 (permalink)
reddog Status: Feral Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: albany_wa Posts: 246 Rep Power: 3	Re: "Definitely" brown skid marks yeah __________________ :utes carry this country

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Bridgborn Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: melbourne, vic Posts: 462 Rep Power: 4	Re: "Definitely" hahah lmao!! __________________ NO FARMERS MEANS NO FARMERS DAUGHTERS.. ~A MAN'S NOT A CAMEL~

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