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The Harley!
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15-06-2007, 23:37
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  Status:  Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: From Maffra, Vic. Now in Moora, WA Posts: 3,603
Rep Power: 10   | The Harley! Arthur Davidson the inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world .your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute, then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?" Arthur said, "Yep, that's me." God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?" Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said "Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?" God said, "Yes." "Well", said Arthur, "As a professional to a professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions; 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds; 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much; 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust; 5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!" "Hmmmmm, you have some good points there", replied God. "Hold on." God went to His Celestial super computer typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed", God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers more men are riding my invention than YOURS."
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16-06-2007, 15:51
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 Status: CAUTION CRAZY BOGAN Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Broadford Posts: 699
Rep Power: 3 | Re: The Harley! hehe nice one
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16-06-2007, 18:36
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Rep Power: 2 | Re: The Harley! im thinkin gimme the harley, for one it actually knows where it wants to go, and thats exactly where you tell it too 
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16-06-2007, 20:39
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 Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: where ever the swag rolls out at the end of the day Posts: 303
Rep Power: 4 | Re: The Harley! thats gold jay
__________________ I LIVE LIFE WITH MORE CIRCLE WORK PONGO Rum Bum Cruzin Crew "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Rum in one hand - Smokes in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming Whoo what a ride". |
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