Wrong Bitch!!

Tweetie · 14-06-2007, 17:32

WRONG BITCH

The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length
looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed,
middle-aged French woman's poodle.

The war weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French
woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular "Americans are so
rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was

under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired" She

snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little

dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! This American should
be put in his place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often
seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in
the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And
now sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window!

BeautUtes

Stace · 14-06-2007, 18:15

haha, love it

Matt_91 · 14-06-2007, 18:41

haha thats good

Jezza · 14-06-2007, 19:05

good one hehehehe

BeautUtes

PEDLER · 14-06-2007, 20:43

haha good one

metal mickey · 14-06-2007, 21:55

lol a good one tweetie

Cowboy XF · 15-06-2007, 10:36

lol thats gold

Peta23 · 15-06-2007, 18:33

at least an aussie would of done the right thing

BeautUtes

reddog · 15-06-2007, 19:01

he he thats good

14-06-2007, 17:32	#1 (permalink)
Tweetie Status: This Bitch Bites.... HARD Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sale Posts: 1,128 Rep Power: 5	Wrong Bitch!! WRONG BITCH The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged French woman's poodle. The war weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat." The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired" She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!" This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! This American should be put in his place!" An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window! __________________ You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of!!

14-06-2007, 18:15	#2 (permalink)
Stace Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: woodanilling Posts: 635 Rep Power: 2	Re: Wrong Bitch!! haha, love it __________________ If youre gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.

14-06-2007, 18:41	#3 (permalink)
Matt_91 Status: Beaut utes.com Postaholic Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Gatton QLD Posts: 1,576 Rep Power: 3	Re: Wrong Bitch!! haha thats good __________________ SUCH IS LIFE- THE LAST WORDS OF NED KELLY BEFORE BEING HANGED

14-06-2007, 19:05	#4 (permalink)
Jezza Status: Feral Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Bendigo Posts: 247 Rep Power: 2	Re: Wrong Bitch!! good one hehehehe __________________ I remember i DNT remember!!!!!

14-06-2007, 20:43	#5 (permalink)
PEDLER Status: CAUTION CRAZY BOGAN Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Broadford Posts: 699 Rep Power: 3	Re: Wrong Bitch!! haha good one __________________ DIESEL BROTHERHOOD IS READY TO ROLL B DOUBLE E DOUBLE R U IN ? *PROUD TO BE AUSTRALIAN* *www.autotechtools.com.au* *will be at* *BENDIGO SWAP MEET*

14-06-2007, 21:55	#6 (permalink)
metal mickey Status: CRAZY AND MAD LOL Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,348 Rep Power: 6	Re: Wrong Bitch!! lol a good one tweetie __________________ RUM SO MUCH MORE THAN A BREAKFAST FOOD

15-06-2007, 10:36	#7 (permalink)
Cowboy XF Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: where ever the swag rolls out at the end of the day Posts: 303 Rep Power: 4	Re: Wrong Bitch!! lol thats gold __________________ I LIVE LIFE WITH MORE CIRCLE WORK PONGO Rum Bum Cruzin Crew "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Rum in one hand - Smokes in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming Whoo what a ride".

15-06-2007, 18:33	#8 (permalink)
Peta23 Status: Petey.. Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cuballing Posts: 1,408 Rep Power: 4	Re: Wrong Bitch!! at least an aussie would of done the right thing __________________ Shoulda Woulda Coulda

15-06-2007, 19:01	#9 (permalink)
reddog Status: Feral Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: albany_wa Posts: 246 Rep Power: 3	Re: Wrong Bitch!! he he thats good __________________ :utes carry this country

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