mechanic vs doctor

bundyliscious · 13-06-2007, 21:02

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag, and asked, "So, Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled, leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running."

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Cowboy XF · 13-06-2007, 21:46

thats gold i like that

SwampDonkey · 14-06-2007, 16:48

good joke, but i still dont like doctors!!!!

Tweetie · 14-06-2007, 17:33

LOL thats cool

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Matt_91 · 14-06-2007, 18:44

haha thats good

IC BIATCH 69 · 14-06-2007, 18:45

thats awsome . thats a classic

Jezza · 14-06-2007, 19:26

thats a good one hahahaha, so true

rumsup1 · 14-06-2007, 23:22

THATS A CLASSIC

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13-06-2007, 21:02	#1 (permalink)
bundyliscious Status: Feral Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: thurgoona Posts: 163 Rep Power: 2	mechanic vs doctor A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?" The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag, and asked, "So, Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The surgeon paused, smiled, leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running." __________________ Hell hath no fury like a women on RUM! *Harden the F&^k Up Princess* *This Is Cowgirl Country!* I AM THE ONE, THE ORIGINAL THE GENUINE ARTICLE (i am also a pain in the AR$E!) *It Aint Wrong, I Aint Sorry and* Its Probably Gonna Happen AGAIN!

13-06-2007, 21:46	#2 (permalink)
Cowboy XF Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: where ever the swag rolls out at the end of the day Posts: 303 Rep Power: 4	Re: mechanic vs doctor thats gold i like that __________________ I LIVE LIFE WITH MORE CIRCLE WORK PONGO Rum Bum Cruzin Crew "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Rum in one hand - Smokes in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming Whoo what a ride".

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SwampDonkey Status: Feral Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Port Hedland Posts: 138 Rep Power: 2	Re: mechanic vs doctor good joke, but i still dont like doctors!!!!

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Jezza Status: Feral Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Bendigo Posts: 247 Rep Power: 2	Re: mechanic vs doctor thats a good one hahahaha, so true __________________ I remember i DNT remember!!!!!

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