billy connoly's chain letter

metal mickey · 11-06-2007, 10:53

BILLY CONNOLLY'S CHAIN LETTER

Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50
billion f#$%!g chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe
if
you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland with a breast on
her
forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her
redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show .

And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?

How stupid are we?

Ooooh , looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get
laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!

What a bunch of bullshit.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
sodomize
me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St
Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on
the
Endeavour.

F#$k 'em!!

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly
amusing.

I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor
,
wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some
omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.

I don't f@#$*g care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
contributing
to by sending out these forwards.

Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.

The point being?

If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or
luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.

If it's funny, send it on.

Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in
Botswana
with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27
years
and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you
forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your
underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

Have a nice day.

Billy Connolly

P.S: Send me 15 quid and then f#$k off

BeautUtes

Soph · 11-06-2007, 10:59

Ya gotta love Billy!! What a champion!!

Matt_91 · 11-06-2007, 13:48

good one mate

Running On Empty · 11-06-2007, 14:17

Top stuff!!

BeautUtes

Sharpy · 11-06-2007, 14:59

Billy Connely is a deadset champion!

I seen him on Denton a few yrs ago and was just appsolutely so hillarious!

11-06-2007, 10:53	#1 (permalink)
metal mickey Status: CRAZY AND MAD LOL Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,348 Rep Power: 6	billy connoly's chain letter BILLY CONNOLLY'S CHAIN LETTER Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion f#$%!g chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show . And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we? Ooooh , looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day! What a bunch of bullshit. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour. F#$k 'em!! If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor , wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't f@#$g care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email. Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals. Have a nice day. Billy Connolly P.S: Send me 15 quid and then f#$k off __________________ RUM SO MUCH MORE THAN A BREAKFAST FOOD*

11-06-2007, 10:59	#2 (permalink)
Soph Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Boddington Posts: 539 Rep Power: 2	Re: billy connoly's chain letter Ya gotta love Billy!! What a champion!! __________________ Fasten Your Seatbelt Dont Drink and Drive Wear a Condom Be Nice To Your Mother

11-06-2007, 13:48	#3 (permalink)
Matt_91 Status: Beaut utes.com Postaholic Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Gatton QLD Posts: 1,576 Rep Power: 3	Re: billy connoly's chain letter good one mate __________________ SUCH IS LIFE- THE LAST WORDS OF NED KELLY BEFORE BEING HANGED

11-06-2007, 14:17	#4 (permalink)
Running On Empty Status: Hardcore Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Not quite city, not quite country Posts: 2,150 Rep Power: 4	Re: billy connoly's chain letter Top stuff!! __________________ I've been to... Wangaratta, Dunnolly, Carlton, Camperdown, Calder Park, Queenscliff, Korumburra, Whittlesea, Heathcote, Toolleen, Colac, Berwick, Elaine, Wandong, Elmore, Epping, Lang Lang, Bacchus Marsh, Mansfield, Alexandra, Carribean Gardens, Barmedman, Deniliquin, Bundoora, Cobram, Kyneton, Clunes, Bunyip The Lord Made The World And All The Pretty Girls But The Devil Made The Truck Drivin' Man

11-06-2007, 14:59	#5 (permalink)
Sharpy Status: Hardcore Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Alice Springs Posts: 1,354 Rep Power: 4	Re: billy connoly's chain letter Billy Connely is a deadset champion! I seen him on Denton a few yrs ago and was just appsolutely so hillarious! __________________ SHARPY N DAVE UTECLUB MEMBERS WANTED Enquire within

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