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Old 03-06-2007, 17:11   #1 (permalink)
 
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Learn to speak chinese in minutes

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1) That's not right..........................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ........Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP............................Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man.............................. Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse..............................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?..............Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table..........Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift............Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...................WaoSo Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet........Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone.............,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week............Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile.........Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive.........Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great...................................Fa Kin Su Pah
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Old 03-06-2007, 17:46   #2 (permalink)
 
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Re: Learn to speak chinese in minutes

lol i love it seen it before but a good one
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nice
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Re: Learn to speak chinese in minutes

yeh ive seen it to but its still funny
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Old 03-06-2007, 19:29   #5 (permalink)
 
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Re: Learn to speak chinese in minutes

never heard it, but its great
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