Are you a real cowboy?

Jay · 01-06-2007, 14:18

An old cowboy sat down at a bar and ordered a drink.

As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked,

"Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied,

"Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows,

going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves,

cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs,

so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said,

"I'm a lesbian! I spend my whole day just thinking about women.

As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women.

When I shower, I think about women.

When I watch TV, I think about women.

I even think about women when I eat.

It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy

and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied,

"I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian!"

BeautUtes

Rockabilly Cowgirl · 01-06-2007, 15:54

very good there mate. not bad for a friday

Matt_91 · 01-06-2007, 15:57

good one jay

Cowboy XF · 01-06-2007, 16:09

nice work jay

BeautUtes

Rousy · 01-06-2007, 17:06

pmsl good one jay......

Rossco's VZ · 02-06-2007, 02:39

oh damn...! I'm one of those bloody lesbians too!!!

rumbum · 02-06-2007, 21:10

thats a good one

LITTLE COWBOY DREAMS

Running On Empty · 03-06-2007, 00:28

Ahhh so now I've worked it out... I'm a lesbian too!!

Excellent work mate, keep 'em comin'

BeautUtes

01-06-2007, 14:18	#1 (permalink)
Jay Status: 2006 Champion 4x4 Ute! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: From Maffra, Vic. Now in Moora, WA Posts: 3,603 Rep Power: 10	Are you a real cowboy? An old cowboy sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy." She said, "I'm a lesbian! I spend my whole day just thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian!" __________________ I said NO to alcohol, but it didn't listen!

01-06-2007, 15:54	#2 (permalink)
Rockabilly Cowgirl Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Doveton Posts: 595 Rep Power: 2	Re: Are you a real cowboy? very good there mate. not bad for a friday __________________ Only a real cowboy can tame this cowgirls heart

01-06-2007, 15:57	#3 (permalink)
Matt_91 Status: Beaut utes.com Postaholic Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Gatton QLD Posts: 1,576 Rep Power: 3	Re: Are you a real cowboy? good one jay __________________ SUCH IS LIFE- THE LAST WORDS OF NED KELLY BEFORE BEING HANGED

01-06-2007, 16:09	#4 (permalink)
Cowboy XF Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: where ever the swag rolls out at the end of the day Posts: 303 Rep Power: 4	Re: Are you a real cowboy? nice work jay __________________ I LIVE LIFE WITH MORE CIRCLE WORK PONGO Rum Bum Cruzin Crew "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Rum in one hand - Smokes in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming Whoo what a ride".

01-06-2007, 17:06	#5 (permalink)
Rousy Status: COWBOY UP Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Where Ever You Find Me Ute Me Swag n Me Dog Posts: 1,452 Rep Power: 5	Re: Are you a real cowboy? pmsl good one jay...... __________________ *"ITS REALLY KINDA SIMPLE KEEP YA MIND IN THE MIDDLE WHILE YA BUCK SPINS ROUND N ROUND "* *"SPLIT FINGER WRAP AND MY ROPE PULLED WAY TOO TIGHT"*

02-06-2007, 02:39	#6 (permalink)
Rossco's VZ Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Wynn Vale Posts: 283 Rep Power: 4	Re: Are you a real cowboy? oh damn...! I'm one of those bloody lesbians too!!! __________________ Thankyou Ford for bringing about the Ute Thankyou Holden for Perfecting it!!!!

02-06-2007, 21:10	#7 (permalink)
rumbum Status: Feral Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: cooma Posts: 203 Rep Power: 3	Re: Are you a real cowboy? thats a good one *LITTLE COWBOY DREAMS*

03-06-2007, 00:28	#8 (permalink)
Running On Empty Status: Hardcore Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Not quite city, not quite country Posts: 2,150 Rep Power: 4	Re: Are you a real cowboy? Ahhh so now I've worked it out... I'm a lesbian too!! Excellent work mate, keep 'em comin' __________________ I've been to... Wangaratta, Dunnolly, Carlton, Camperdown, Calder Park, Queenscliff, Korumburra, Whittlesea, Heathcote, Toolleen, Colac, Berwick, Elaine, Wandong, Elmore, Epping, Lang Lang, Bacchus Marsh, Mansfield, Alexandra, Carribean Gardens, Barmedman, Deniliquin, Bundoora, Cobram, Kyneton, Clunes, Bunyip The Lord Made The World And All The Pretty Girls But The Devil Made The Truck Drivin' Man

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