dont mess with old people

PerthStorm · 22-05-2007, 19:40

Do not push the elderly

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. Read on it is worth it.

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk....

The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today??"

"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.

The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"

There's something wrong with my ear," he stated..

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"

I can't piss out of it," he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors and you're going to lose!

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Sharpy · 22-05-2007, 19:41

Good ol fulla!

reddog · 22-05-2007, 19:46

great one cant beat old pepole

Amy · 22-05-2007, 19:51

old people are as bad as kids lol you never know what they are going to say next

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PEDLER · 23-05-2007, 17:04

haha good one

countryjo · 23-05-2007, 22:10

love that one

Bridgborn · 24-06-2007, 22:02

bloody ripper!

Rousy · 24-06-2007, 22:41

lol hehehehehehe wat a lil ripper ..

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whycuttamoocow · 24-06-2007, 22:46

Ha ha ha, thats sounds kinda like my nan.. she says what she means and means what she says... you wouldnt cross her for the life of you!!! Now she's a lady with sass!!

IC BIATCH 69 · 25-06-2007, 08:08

thats one for the oldies. good on ya

Cowgirl Up · 25-06-2007, 16:29

baha sounds like my grampa he sneezes the wrong way and he goes to the doctor.... commonly known as paranoid

22-05-2007, 19:40	#1 (permalink)
PerthStorm Status: Feral Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Serpy WA Posts: 234 Rep Power: 4	dont mess with old people Do not push the elderly There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. Read on it is worth it. An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today??" "There's something wrong with my dick", he replied. The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that." Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??" There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??" I can't piss out of it," he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter. Mess with seniors and you're going to lose!

22-05-2007, 19:41	#2 (permalink)
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countryjo Status: Exclusive Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: port hedland Posts: 186 Rep Power: 2	Re: dont mess with old people love that one

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whycuttamoocow Status: Newbie Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: EARTH (most of the time i hope) Posts: 39 Rep Power: 0	Re: dont mess with old people Ha ha ha, thats sounds kinda like my nan.. she says what she means and means what she says... you wouldnt cross her for the life of you!!! Now she's a lady with sass!! __________________ catch me if you can...mwahahahahahaaa!!!

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