Contagious....

Carrots · 21-05-2007, 12:51

A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious". Roland, the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious."

"Well done, Roland," says the teacher.

"Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."

"Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"

Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbour, Barry Wilson, is painting his house with a 2-inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."

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OLLY BOLLY · 21-05-2007, 12:54

hahahaha, had to read it a few times, but i got it!!

XGboy84 · 21-05-2007, 13:13

Heard b4 but another classic

PaulyBoi · 21-05-2007, 13:17

Haha nice one

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Sharpy · 21-05-2007, 13:53

Got it first time!

Not feeling slow are we olly?? lmao

Rousy · 21-05-2007, 14:33

first time lol good one

Running On Empty · 21-05-2007, 15:27

That's a wee ripper!

rumsup1 · 27-05-2007, 14:52

VERY GOOD

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RockandJazzGIRL · 28-05-2007, 10:34

hahaha! shit thats funny

Matt_91 · 28-05-2007, 11:05

Haha thats a good 1

21-05-2007, 12:51	#1 (permalink)
Carrots Status: Try Me! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: SA Posts: 1,255 Rep Power: 10	Contagious.... A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious". Roland, the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?" Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbour, Barry Wilson, is painting his house with a 2-inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious." __________________ *"Road Hammer"*

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OLLY BOLLY Status: February 2006 Best Feral Ute! Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box Posts: 1,416 Rep Power: 0	Re: Contagious.... hahahaha, had to read it a few times, but i got it!!

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XGboy84 Status: Newbie Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Rockingham Posts: 29 Rep Power: 0	Re: Contagious.... Heard b4 but another classic

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PaulyBoi Status: 2006 December Best One Tonner Ute! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Mildura Posts: 362 Rep Power: 3	Re: Contagious.... Haha nice one __________________ R.I.P Shane, Abby, Cory, Josie, Stevie-Lee and Cassandra. Will never forget you guys.

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