sex style definitions

mrsikxf · 14-05-2007, 18:27

Ken and Barbie style - Neither partner is allowed to bend at the elbows or knees.
Doggie style - The man attempts to do the impossible.

Froggie style - Male and female partners in large spa. Male attempts to fertilise female using only the water as a transmission medium. For couples who don’t like each other much any more.

Fish style - same as Froggie style, but neither partner may use their arms or legs.

Mummy and Daddy Love Each Other Very Much, And Hug Each Other in A Special Way style - The only position in this list you won’t be embarrassed to tell the kids about when they're five.

Style style - Sex with a Vogue Living editor.

Crouch position - Each partner crouches down on the ground, then simultaneously leaps up, and attempts to couple whilst in mid-air.

Couch position - Same as the crouch position, but starting at opposite ends of the living room couch.
Ouch position - Usual outcome of the crouch position.

Lazy Susan style - Susan goes to sleep.

Russian style - Partners queue for hours for enough vodka to make each other look attractive.
Nostrodamus sex - Any encounter that comes as a complete surprise.

Osama Bin Laden’s position - If you know this position, please contact the FBI for your $25 million reward.
Bank style - Screw the customers.

Missionary position - Each partner kneels and prays.

BeautUtes

Rockabilly Cowgirl · 15-05-2007, 09:07

very good locky.

metal mickey · 15-05-2007, 09:24

lol very good

14-05-2007, 18:27	#1 (permalink)
mrsikxf Status: Feral Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: warrnambool Posts: 109 Rep Power: 2	sex style definitions Ken and Barbie style - Neither partner is allowed to bend at the elbows or knees. Doggie style - The man attempts to do the impossible. Froggie style - Male and female partners in large spa. Male attempts to fertilise female using only the water as a transmission medium. For couples who don’t like each other much any more. Fish style - same as Froggie style, but neither partner may use their arms or legs. Mummy and Daddy Love Each Other Very Much, And Hug Each Other in A Special Way style - The only position in this list you won’t be embarrassed to tell the kids about when they're five. Style style - Sex with a Vogue Living editor. Crouch position - Each partner crouches down on the ground, then simultaneously leaps up, and attempts to couple whilst in mid-air. Couch position - Same as the crouch position, but starting at opposite ends of the living room couch. Ouch position - Usual outcome of the crouch position. Lazy Susan style - Susan goes to sleep. Russian style - Partners queue for hours for enough vodka to make each other look attractive. Nostrodamus sex - Any encounter that comes as a complete surprise. Osama Bin Laden’s position - If you know this position, please contact the FBI for your $25 million reward. Bank style - Screw the customers. Missionary position - Each partner kneels and prays. __________________ you can take the boy outta the country but ya cant take the country outta the boy

15-05-2007, 09:07	#2 (permalink)
Rockabilly Cowgirl Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Doveton Posts: 595 Rep Power: 2	Re: sex style definitions very good locky. __________________ Only a real cowboy can tame this cowgirls heart

15-05-2007, 09:24	#3 (permalink)
metal mickey Status: CRAZY AND MAD LOL Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,348 Rep Power: 6	Re: sex style definitions lol very good __________________ RUM SO MUCH MORE THAN A BREAKFAST FOOD

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