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Old 14-05-2007, 14:02   #1 (permalink)
 
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Smile When a woman wears leather clothing....

A mans heart beats faster...
his throat gets dry...
he goes weak at the knees....
And he begins to think
irrationally


Ever wonder why???


BECAUSE SHE SMELLS LIKE A NEW UTE
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Old 14-05-2007, 15:28   #2 (permalink)
 
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Re: When a woman wears leather clothing....

nice one mum thats put a smile on my dial
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Old 14-05-2007, 15:30   #3 (permalink)
 
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Re: When a woman wears leather clothing....

good and true
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Re: When a woman wears leather clothing....

well done mum!!!
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Old 28-05-2007, 11:15   #5 (permalink)
 
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Re: When a woman wears leather clothing....

hahaha! good one. love it!
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