TWO BROOMS!

Jay · 09-05-2007, 20:50

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little dustbroom!!!"

"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.

Are you ready for this?

Brace yourself; this is going to hurt.

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"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER !"

Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan.

Life's too short not to enjoy...

even these silly little cute..... and clean jokes

Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tweetie · 09-05-2007, 20:54

Sharpy · 09-05-2007, 21:21

Thats a shocker jay.......

bundy_lad_1980 · 09-05-2007, 21:38

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metal mickey · 09-05-2007, 21:43

lol sweeping with another broom lol

doc · 15-05-2007, 12:05

omg thats so corny you cant help but smile!!

kinky_cowgerl · 15-05-2007, 14:21

thats a shocker, couldnt help but laugh though

Rockabilly Cowgirl · 15-05-2007, 14:36

very good jay. did u lose brain cells on that 1?

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Katie · 15-05-2007, 14:46

haha pmsl are u that bord u came up with that jay hahahaha

09-05-2007, 20:50	#1 (permalink)
Jay Status: 2006 Champion 4x4 Ute! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: From Maffra, Vic. Now in Moora, WA Posts: 3,603 Rep Power: 10	TWO BROOMS! Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little dustbroom!!!" "IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom. Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER !" Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy... even these silly little cute..... and clean jokes Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ I said NO to alcohol, but it didn't listen!

09-05-2007, 20:54	#2 (permalink)
Tweetie Status: This Bitch Bites.... HARD Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sale Posts: 1,128 Rep Power: 5	Re: TWO BROOMS! LOL __________________ You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of!!

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Sharpy Status: Hardcore Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Alice Springs Posts: 1,354 Rep Power: 4	Re: TWO BROOMS! Thats a shocker jay....... __________________ SHARPY N DAVE UTECLUB MEMBERS WANTED Enquire within

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metal mickey Status: CRAZY AND MAD LOL Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,348 Rep Power: 6	Re: TWO BROOMS! lol sweeping with another broom lol __________________ RUM SO MUCH MORE THAN A BREAKFAST FOOD

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doc Status: May 2006 Best Chicks Ute! Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: - Posts: 2,423 Rep Power: 22	Re: TWO BROOMS! omg thats so corny you cant help but smile!! __________________ Psycho but Sweet... Evens things out

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kinky_cowgerl Status: pretty in pink Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: wandin north. YARRA VALLY, VICTORIA Posts: 37 Rep Power: 0	Re: TWO BROOMS! thats a shocker, couldnt help but laugh though __________________ tickets for deni $200 gas to get there $50 drinks for the weekend $300 fines for driving around car park with no seatbelt $600 getting drunk with mates and not remembering the whole weekend.... PRICELESS!!

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Rockabilly Cowgirl Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Doveton Posts: 595 Rep Power: 2	Re: TWO BROOMS! very good jay. did u lose brain cells on that 1? __________________ Only a real cowboy can tame this cowgirls heart

15-05-2007, 14:46	#9 (permalink)
Katie Status: MIDGET ROCK'S ALWAYS Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Pakenham, Victoria Posts: 616 Rep Power: 3	Re: TWO BROOMS! haha pmsl are u that bord u came up with that jay hahahaha __________________ The Country Is The Best Place To Be. I Love Been Good But I Can Be Good At It lol. *known for leaving random cans of bundy in eskies*

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