How To Call The Police

fatboy2869 · 05-04-2007, 00:01

How to call the police when you' re old and don't move fast anymore.
(Not that any of you are!)

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife
told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could
see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there
were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said
"no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply
lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in
my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot
them all." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an
ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars
red-handed.

one of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot
them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

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Teaks · 05-04-2007, 00:41

haha yes!! what a classic. i love it

Melzy · 05-04-2007, 00:41

classic, so so good

OLLY BOLLY · 05-04-2007, 11:35

yeah i've heard that one many times before, i'd love to give it ago though

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Stace · 05-04-2007, 13:00

hahaha

...similar story when a mate got robbed in perth, called the cops but they didnt have the resourses to deal with it. way home on the freeway saw two cop cars, an unmarked car, a hand held radar and a multinova being set up...within 6km

wraithe · 05-04-2007, 16:00

He deserves a medal...response time proved they where sittin on there bums....lol...
But honestly, he should have just shot them, and not bothered...at least they wouldnt get out, to do it someone else then...rofl

Peta23 · 05-04-2007, 16:59

havnt you heard you get a pizza delivered quicker than the cops rocking up to your house

Bridgborn · 06-05-2007, 22:21

hahaha classic!

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country_ringer · 07-05-2007, 09:45

true true

Cheeky_1s · 07-05-2007, 11:20

hmmm mayb we should have done that when we had our atv stolen bummer.

Sharpy · 07-05-2007, 12:01

hey peta- 2 mins or its free remember!

05-04-2007, 00:01	#1 (permalink)
fatboy2869 Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Tambo Central West Qld Posts: 562 Rep Power: 2	How To Call The Police How to call the police when you' re old and don't move fast anymore. (Not that any of you are!) George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed. one of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" __________________ Shawn Johnston Tambo, Central West Queensland Mobile:0488530009 MSN: shawn-johnston@hotmail.com Yahoo:fatboyfirey http://www.myspace.com/fatboy2869 A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun lets do it again"

05-04-2007, 00:41	#2 (permalink)
Teaks Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Northampton Posts: 316 Rep Power: 3	Re: How To Call The Police haha yes!! what a classic. i love it __________________ Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

05-04-2007, 00:41	#3 (permalink)
Melzy Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: kalgoorlie Posts: 352 Rep Power: 4	Re: How To Call The Police classic, so so good __________________ Where's the fun in being "normal' LIVE LOVE LAUGH

05-04-2007, 11:35	#4 (permalink)
OLLY BOLLY Status: February 2006 Best Feral Ute! Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box Posts: 1,416 Rep Power: 0	Re: How To Call The Police yeah i've heard that one many times before, i'd love to give it ago though

05-04-2007, 13:00	#5 (permalink)
Stace Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: woodanilling Posts: 635 Rep Power: 2	Re: How To Call The Police hahaha ...similar story when a mate got robbed in perth, called the cops but they didnt have the resourses to deal with it. way home on the freeway saw two cop cars, an unmarked car, a hand held radar and a multinova being set up...within 6km __________________ If youre gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.

05-04-2007, 16:00	#6 (permalink)
wraithe Status: Manji Nutter... Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Manjimup Posts: 419 Rep Power: 3	Re: How To Call The Police He deserves a medal...response time proved they where sittin on there bums....lol... But honestly, he should have just shot them, and not bothered...at least they wouldnt get out, to do it someone else then...rofl __________________ I got lost in thought, it was unfamiliar territory... "Men are proof that Women can take a joke" "CUTE-but kind of evil"

05-04-2007, 16:59	#7 (permalink)
Peta23 Status: Petey.. Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cuballing Posts: 1,408 Rep Power: 4	Re: How To Call The Police havnt you heard you get a pizza delivered quicker than the cops rocking up to your house __________________ Shoulda Woulda Coulda

06-05-2007, 22:21	#8 (permalink)
Bridgborn Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: melbourne, vic Posts: 462 Rep Power: 4	Re: How To Call The Police hahaha classic! __________________ NO FARMERS MEANS NO FARMERS DAUGHTERS.. ~A MAN'S NOT A CAMEL~

07-05-2007, 09:45	#9 (permalink)
country_ringer Status: Feral Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Wamboin thats in between ACT Queanbeyan and Bungendore Posts: 58 Rep Power: 0	Re: How To Call The Police true true __________________ Birchy

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Cheeky_1s Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Pakenham, Vic. Posts: 368 Rep Power: 4	Re: How To Call The Police hmmm mayb we should have done that when we had our atv stolen bummer. __________________ Drive it like u stole it, u only live once!!!! *Dont Drink Drive, it's Laundry Detergent*

07-05-2007, 12:01	#11 (permalink)
Sharpy Status: Hardcore Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Alice Springs Posts: 1,354 Rep Power: 4	Re: How To Call The Police hey peta- 2 mins or its free remember! __________________ SHARPY N DAVE UTECLUB MEMBERS WANTED Enquire within