Sexy Professions

Jay · 31-03-2007, 21:10

Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to trot". The second man married a telephone operator. Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,"Wow, he's a lucky one. Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top button...Va-voom.". The third man married a school teacher. Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty but teachers are just too frigid". The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two would call much later in the day. At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse. The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was her nagging voice saying, " You're not sanitary, you're not sanitary." At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again. The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed. Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as their voices." The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I heard last night was her a nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your three minutes are up." Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teachers husband would be calling any minute. Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast. Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couples room. The man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and legs. Joe fearing the worst, asked " What happened to you? Did you have a fight?" The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We are going to do this over and over, until we get it right."

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Matt_91 · 31-03-2007, 21:17

HAHA THATS A GOOD 1

Sharpy · 31-03-2007, 21:20

ahahahahahah what a pisser

country_girl_82 · 01-04-2007, 07:58

so where do i learn to become a school teacher?????

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True Blue Princess · 01-04-2007, 15:04

hehheeh I'm a qualified dance teacher does that count? hahaha that was a good one

rumsup1 · 02-04-2007, 14:39

Good laugh

Rockabilly Cowgirl · 02-04-2007, 17:54

thats a good one

OLLY BOLLY · 03-04-2007, 12:54

hahaha nice

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Cheeky_1s · 03-04-2007, 14:29

i like that one mayb i should change my ideas about the profession i want to change to hmmm nurse or teacher?

Katie · 03-04-2007, 15:34

haha now that's funny haha

fuzzyevil1 · 03-04-2007, 16:23

lol thats a good one

31-03-2007, 21:10	#1 (permalink)
Jay Status: 2006 Champion 4x4 Ute! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: From Maffra, Vic. Now in Moora, WA Posts: 3,603 Rep Power: 10	Sexy Professions Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to trot". The second man married a telephone operator. Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,"Wow, he's a lucky one. Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top button...Va-voom.". The third man married a school teacher. Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty but teachers are just too frigid". The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two would call much later in the day. At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse. The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was her nagging voice saying, " You're not sanitary, you're not sanitary." At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again. The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed. Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as their voices." The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I heard last night was her a nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your three minutes are up." Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teachers husband would be calling any minute. Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast. Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couples room. The man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and legs. Joe fearing the worst, asked " What happened to you? Did you have a fight?" The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We are going to do this over and over, until we get it right." __________________ I said NO to alcohol, but it didn't listen!

31-03-2007, 21:17	#2 (permalink)
Matt_91 Status: Beaut utes.com Postaholic Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Gatton QLD Posts: 1,576 Rep Power: 3	Re: Sexy Professions HAHA THATS A GOOD 1 __________________ SUCH IS LIFE- THE LAST WORDS OF NED KELLY BEFORE BEING HANGED

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Sharpy Status: Hardcore Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Alice Springs Posts: 1,354 Rep Power: 4	Re: Sexy Professions ahahahahahah what a pisser __________________ SHARPY N DAVE UTECLUB MEMBERS WANTED Enquire within

01-04-2007, 07:58	#4 (permalink)
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01-04-2007, 15:04	#5 (permalink)
True Blue Princess Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: highlands, Victoria Australia Posts: 252 Rep Power: 2	Re: Sexy Professions hehheeh I'm a qualified dance teacher does that count? hahaha that was a good one __________________ *SPIRIT OF THE BUSH* *Australia love it* *Formerly WB Countrygirl*

02-04-2007, 14:39	#6 (permalink)
rumsup1 Status: Addicted Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Adelaide,All Points of the Compass Posts: 3,134 Rep Power: 7	Re: Sexy Professions Good laugh

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Rockabilly Cowgirl Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Doveton Posts: 595 Rep Power: 2	Re: Sexy Professions thats a good one __________________ Only a real cowboy can tame this cowgirls heart

03-04-2007, 12:54	#8 (permalink)
OLLY BOLLY Status: February 2006 Best Feral Ute! Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box Posts: 1,416 Rep Power: 0	Re: Sexy Professions hahaha nice

03-04-2007, 14:29	#9 (permalink)
Cheeky_1s Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Pakenham, Vic. Posts: 368 Rep Power: 4	Re: Sexy Professions i like that one mayb i should change my ideas about the profession i want to change to hmmm nurse or teacher? __________________ Drive it like u stole it, u only live once!!!! *Dont Drink Drive, it's Laundry Detergent*

03-04-2007, 15:34	#10 (permalink)
Katie Status: MIDGET ROCK'S ALWAYS Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Pakenham, Victoria Posts: 616 Rep Power: 3	Re: Sexy Professions haha now that's funny haha __________________ The Country Is The Best Place To Be. I Love Been Good But I Can Be Good At It lol. *known for leaving random cans of bundy in eskies*

03-04-2007, 16:23	#11 (permalink)
fuzzyevil1 Status: Deni's my baby Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: WA Posts: 691 Rep Power: 3	Re: Sexy Professions lol thats a good one __________________ The journey doesn't end here; death is just another path; One that we all must take; Grey rain curtain rolls back & all turns to silver glass. And then you see it. White shores and beyond; A far green country, with a swift sunrise