Smart Blonde Joke

Redneck Woman · 05-06-2005, 13:43

Finally A Smart Blonde Joke

A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.
He immediately turns to her and makes his move.
"You know," he says," I've heard that flights will go quicker if
you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's
talk."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says
to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let
me ask you a question first.

"A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff--grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the
slightest idea."

"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified
to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

BeautUtes

THE FLYING SCOTSMAN · 05-06-2005, 14:49

What does a paroxcide blonde and a plane have in common they both have a black box

southern belle · 07-06-2005, 00:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by kawasakiwwk

What does a paroxcide blonde and a plane have in common they both have a black box

That would be 'PEROXIDE'... hmmm does that make me a smart blonde??

Princess Kassandra · 07-06-2005, 08:47

I don't get it...... Is it like if you have a flat tyre you just turn it upside down cause it's only flat on the bottom?

BeautUtes

wb350 · 07-06-2005, 11:24

You really are blonde aren't you?(snigger)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Princess Kassandra

I don't get it...... Is it like if you have a flat tyre you just turn it upside down cause it's only flat on the bottom?

Princess Kassandra · 07-06-2005, 12:21

Yeah was blue black for 4 months then got sick of looking smart but being dumb, so i went back blonde...no misconceptions then! My motto is "SOME PEOPLE ARE CUTE AND SOME PEOPLE ARE SMART, I WAS BORN CUTE SO I DIDN'T GET A CHOICE IN THE MATTER"

Tweetie · 07-06-2005, 12:39

Whats a smart Blonde?????

A golden retreiver

southern belle · 07-06-2005, 22:41

OMG, I am insulted! Atleast I don't rely on Artificial Intellience (blue/black?) hehehe. We are not all dumb.

BeautUtes

05-06-2005, 13:43	#1 (permalink)
Redneck Woman Status: June 2006 Best Chicks Ute! Join Date: May 2005 Location: 1/2 way between York & Quairading Posts: 1,201 Rep Power: 10	Smart Blonde Joke Finally A Smart Blonde Joke A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says," I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff--grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea." "So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

05-06-2005, 14:49	#2 (permalink)
THE FLYING SCOTSMAN Status: 2006 Champion Street Ute Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: GOSNELLS Posts: 1,572 Rep Power: 11	Re: Smart Blonde Joke What does a paroxcide blonde and a plane have in common they both have a black box

07-06-2005, 08:47	#4 (permalink)
Princess Kassandra Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: MIRANDA-LAND Posts: 959 Rep Power: 17	Re: Smart Blonde Joke I don't get it...... Is it like if you have a flat tyre you just turn it upside down cause it's only flat on the bottom? __________________ If you're lookin' for satisfaction I'm satisfaction guaranteed I'm as cool as a body on ice Or hotter than a rollin' dice Send you to heaven Take you to hell I ain't foolin' Can't you tell I'm a live wire Gonna set this town on fire

07-06-2005, 12:21	#6 (permalink)
Princess Kassandra Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: MIRANDA-LAND Posts: 959 Rep Power: 17	Re: Smart Blonde Joke Yeah was blue black for 4 months then got sick of looking smart but being dumb, so i went back blonde...no misconceptions then! My motto is "SOME PEOPLE ARE CUTE AND SOME PEOPLE ARE SMART, I WAS BORN CUTE SO I DIDN'T GET A CHOICE IN THE MATTER" __________________ If you're lookin' for satisfaction I'm satisfaction guaranteed I'm as cool as a body on ice Or hotter than a rollin' dice Send you to heaven Take you to hell I ain't foolin' Can't you tell I'm a live wire Gonna set this town on fire

07-06-2005, 12:39	#7 (permalink)
Tweetie Status: This Bitch Bites.... HARD Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sale Posts: 1,128 Rep Power: 5	Re: Smart Blonde Joke Whats a smart Blonde????? A golden retreiver

07-06-2005, 22:41	#8 (permalink)
southern belle Status: Takin' the long way.... Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Albany Posts: 864 Rep Power: 104	Re: Smart Blonde Joke OMG, I am insulted! Atleast I don't rely on Artificial Intellience (blue/black?) hehehe. We are not all dumb.

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