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04-01-2007, 10:18
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Rep Power: 5   |  some kiwi jokes! Q.How do New Zealanders find sheep in long grass? A.Very Satisfying! Q.Why do NZ's take sheep up to cliffs? A.So the sheep push back! Q.What do you call a NZ with a sheep under both arms? A.A pimp! A Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the Pig I have sex with when you have a headache." His girlfriend, who is lying in bed, replies: "I think you'll find that's a Sheep, you idiot." The Kiwi says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
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04-01-2007, 10:54
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Rep Power: 0 | Re: some kiwi jokes! the last one is so funny!!!
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04-01-2007, 18:00
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Rep Power: 0 | Re: some kiwi jokes! as a kiwi i thought i had heard all the kiwi jokes knomn to man but ive never heard that last one,not bad
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04-01-2007, 18:13
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Rep Power: 0 | Re: some kiwi jokes! good 1 mate that last 1 is awsum
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04-01-2007, 18:29
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Rep Power: 5 | Re: some kiwi jokes! Good effort jailbait!!! heard them all except the last one, classic!
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04-01-2007, 18:35
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Rep Power: 4 | Re: some kiwi jokes! crack up stuff. i've heard all bar the cliff one, which is a ripper, short and sweet.
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07-01-2007, 17:45
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Rep Power: 5 | Re: some kiwi jokes! hahah yea thanks guys i love the 1 how do kiwis find sheep in long grass! its a pissa!
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07-01-2007, 18:01
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Rep Power: 4  | Re: some kiwi jokes! haha Thats gold love hem heard some of them before
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07-01-2007, 19:06
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Rep Power: 5 | Re: some kiwi jokes! haha lol the last one is a good one!
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