Think outside the square !!!

Jay · 15-12-2006, 18:16

HOW MANY DO YOU GET RIGHT!!
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked, "Reece what is your problem?" Reece answered,
"I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms Brooks had had enough. She took Reece to the principal's office.

While Reece waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal

what the situation was. The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.

She agreed. Reece was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Reece: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Reece: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Reece can go to the third-grade."

Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
The principal and Reece both agree.

Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Reece, after a moment "Legs."

Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!
Reece replied, "Pockets."

Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Reece: "Pants"

Ms Brooks: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Reece: Coconut

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,
Reece was taking charge.

Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
Reece: Bubblegum

Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Reece: Shake hands

Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Reece: Yep.

Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Reece: Tent

Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless and bit tense.
Reece: Wedding Ring

Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Reece: Nose

Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Reece: Arrow

Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?
Reece: Firetruck

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Reece in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself."

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MrsSPacUte · 15-12-2006, 18:48

lol Very funny.....

Amy · 15-12-2006, 18:52

very funny and cleverly done

Sharpy · 15-12-2006, 19:57

HAHAHA one smart kid!

shud be in yr 11! i got half of them wrong!

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Jay · 15-12-2006, 20:29

I got 'em all wrong!...really should stop thinking from the gutter....haha

Six Pack Short · 15-12-2006, 20:52

Jay .. u will never stop thinkin from the gutter its where u live !! hehe but sounds like a very smart kid :P

Jay · 18-12-2006, 08:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Six Pack Short

Jay .. u will never stop thinkin from the gutter its where u live !! hehe but sounds like a very smart kid :P

Yeah, thats what happens when certain people corrupt ya...

Triteejess · 18-12-2006, 08:51

Thats cute...

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bundybunnie · 18-12-2006, 09:14

thats awsome and i got them all wrong

doc · 18-12-2006, 11:57

time to go back to primary school for me...
my mind is clearly in the gutter!!!

15-12-2006, 18:16	#1 (permalink)
Jay Status: 2006 Champion 4x4 Ute! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: From Maffra, Vic. Now in Moora, WA Posts: 3,603 Rep Power: 10	Think outside the square !!! HOW MANY DO YOU GET RIGHT!! A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Reece what is your problem?" Reece answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" Ms Brooks had had enough. She took Reece to the principal's office. While Reece waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Reece was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Reece: "9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Reece: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Reece can go to the third-grade." Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Reece both agree. Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? Reece, after a moment "Legs." Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question! Reece replied, "Pockets." Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Reece: "Pants" Ms Brooks: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Reece: Coconut The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Reece was taking charge. Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? Reece: Bubblegum Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer. Reece: Shake hands Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay? Reece: Yep. Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Reece: Tent Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless and bit tense. Reece: Wedding Ring Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Reece: Nose Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Reece: Arrow Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement? Reece: Firetruck The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Reece in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself." __________________ I said NO to alcohol, but it didn't listen!

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Six Pack Short Status: Feral Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Perth Posts: 51 Rep Power: 3	Re: Think outside the square !!! *Jay .. u will never stop thinkin from the gutter its where u live !! hehe but sounds like a very smart kid :P* __________________ *Ya What Fell Off ??*

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doc Status: May 2006 Best Chicks Ute! Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: - Posts: 2,423 Rep Power: 22	Re: Think outside the square !!! time to go back to primary school for me... my mind is clearly in the gutter!!! __________________ Psycho but Sweet... Evens things out