Private Health Insurance

beambabe · 24-11-2006, 10:22

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the
hospital when during her tour, she passed a room where a male
patient was masturbating furiously.

"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman "That's disgraceful!!! Why is
he doing that?"
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very
sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition
where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at
least 5 times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could
easily rupture".

"Oh well, in that case, I guess it's ok." commented the woman.
In the very next room, a male patient was lying in bed and it
was obvious that a nurse was performing oral sex on him.

Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD!! How can THAT be
justified?"
Again the doctor spoke very calmly...
"Same illness but has Private Health Cover"

BeautUtes

Peta23 · 24-11-2006, 11:09

LOL, thats is a good one!!

Quinny · 24-11-2006, 11:38

An oldie but a goodie

MrsSPacUte · 24-11-2006, 12:54

Hehehe Gold!!!!

BeautUtes

24-11-2006, 10:22	#1 (permalink)
beambabe Status: Beaut Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Lake Grace Posts: 455 Rep Power: 3	Private Health Insurance A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital when during her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman "That's disgraceful!!! Why is he doing that?" The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least 5 times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture". "Oh well, in that case, I guess it's ok." commented the woman. In the very next room, a male patient was lying in bed and it was obvious that a nurse was performing oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD!! How can THAT be justified?" Again the doctor spoke very calmly... "Same illness but has Private Health Cover" __________________ *sounds like thunder, goes like lightning....* Dont call me COWGIRL till you see me RIDE!!!

24-11-2006, 11:09	#2 (permalink)
Peta23 Status: Petey.. Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cuballing Posts: 1,408 Rep Power: 4	Re: Private Health Insurance LOL, thats is a good one!! __________________ Shoulda Woulda Coulda

24-11-2006, 11:38	#3 (permalink)
Quinny Status: Feral Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Moora Posts: 177 Rep Power: 4	Re: Private Health Insurance An oldie but a goodie __________________ Certified Muck Runner

24-11-2006, 12:54	#4 (permalink)
MrsSPacUte Status: Feral Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Mt Isa QLD Posts: 92 Rep Power: 3	Re: Private Health Insurance Hehehe Gold!!!! __________________ BOSS OF GASPSI.....

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