Blonde GUY joke

Billy · 16-11-2006, 20:30

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait?
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican! opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

(Oh this is GOOD!!)?

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,

"Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch."

BeautUtes

Kiki · 17-11-2006, 12:17

ha ha ha very good

Tweetie · 17-11-2006, 12:24

lol. very good

Peta23 · 17-11-2006, 12:28

thats is good!!!

BeautUtes

*bundygal13* · 17-11-2006, 17:15

Fantastic and not before time either!!!

reddog · 17-11-2006, 18:32

thats top

Sharpy · 17-11-2006, 19:56

top effort billy

Cassieisastar · 28-01-2007, 10:49

saweet man!!!

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PEDLER · 28-01-2007, 11:35

haha i like it good stuff

IC BIATCH 69 · 28-01-2007, 15:04

excellent billy . RALMAO

Bridgborn · 28-01-2007, 19:19

nice one billy!

16-11-2006, 20:30	#1 (permalink)
Billy Status: BeautUtes.com est. 2004 Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Dumbleyung! Posts: 8,107 Rep Power: 10	Blonde GUY joke The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait? An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican! opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." *(Oh this is GOOD!!)?* Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch." __________________ Rural Classifieds \| AFL Gear \| Motocross \| V8s \| Bush Swags\| Western Australia\| Utes \| Depression Forum

17-11-2006, 12:17	#2 (permalink)
Kiki Status: Beaut Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: TASSIE Posts: 535 Rep Power: 3	Re: Blonde GUY joke ha ha ha very good

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17-11-2006, 17:15	#5 (permalink)
bundygal13 Status: Fremantle FC! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Albany & Dumbleyung Posts: 404 Rep Power: 3	Re: Blonde GUY joke Fantastic and not before time either!!! __________________ U cAn TaKe ThE gIrL oUtTa ThE cOuNtRy BuT u CaNt TaKe ThE cOuNtRy OuTtA tHe GiRl!!!

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