Sunday Morning Sex

rumsup1 · 09-05-2005, 23:14

Upon hearing that her ederly grandfather had passed away,Katie went straight to her grandparents place to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked her grandmother how he had died,her grandmother replied,"He had a heart attack while we were making love on sunday morning"

Horrified,Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no,my dear"replied granny."Many years ago,realizing our advanced age,we figured the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring.It was just the right rhythm.Nice and slow and even.Nothing to strenuous.simply in on the ding out on the dong.

She paused to wipe away a tear,and continued,"he'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along"

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kaz · 09-05-2005, 23:33

you know grampa, every time i hear the church bells i'm goona think of that. they ring 4 times here on sunday

rumsup1 · 10-05-2005, 01:13

watch out for the icecream man u don,t want to were the oldman out

kaz · 10-05-2005, 13:31

i'll remember that on friday when he comes.
he sells these things called slippery sams. don't think they will be thought of quite the same anymore. lol

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09-05-2005, 23:14	#1 (permalink)
rumsup1 Status: Addicted Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Adelaide,All Points of the Compass Posts: 3,134 Rep Power: 7	Sunday Morning Sex Upon hearing that her ederly grandfather had passed away,Katie went straight to her grandparents place to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked her grandmother how he had died,her grandmother replied,"He had a heart attack while we were making love on sunday morning" Horrified,Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no,my dear"replied granny."Many years ago,realizing our advanced age,we figured the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring.It was just the right rhythm.Nice and slow and even.Nothing to strenuous.simply in on the ding out on the dong. She paused to wipe away a tear,and continued,"he'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along"

09-05-2005, 23:33	#2 (permalink)
kaz Status: November 2006 Best Street Ute Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: hillbilly Posts: 3,974 Rep Power: 30	Re: Sunday Morning Sex you know grampa, every time i hear the church bells i'm goona think of that. they ring 4 times here on sunday

10-05-2005, 01:13	#3 (permalink)
rumsup1 Status: Addicted Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Adelaide,All Points of the Compass Posts: 3,134 Rep Power: 7	Re: Sunday Morning Sex watch out for the icecream man u don,t want to were the oldman out

10-05-2005, 13:31	#4 (permalink)
kaz Status: November 2006 Best Street Ute Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: hillbilly Posts: 3,974 Rep Power: 30	Re: Sunday Morning Sex i'll remember that on friday when he comes. he sells these things called slippery sams. don't think they will be thought of quite the same anymore. lol

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