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Wifely duties





Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their

new wives duties. Terry had married a woman from England, and bragged that
he

had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning

that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on
the

third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and

put away.





Jimmie had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that he had given

his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
cooking.

He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next
day

it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were
done,

and he had a huge dinner on the table.





The third man had married a New Zealandgirl. He boasted that he told her

that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,

laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the

first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything,
but by

the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little

out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the

dishwasher, and call a landscaper.





God Bless New ZealandWomen