holdenute93

father rings home and speaks to his daughter, he says "hello sweatheart is mummy there" daughter replys "she is up stairs with uncle frank" father pauses and says "sweatheart you dont have an uncle frank" daughter replys once again" yes mummys with uncle frank in the bedroom" father again pauses and says "do daddy a favour and tell mummy daddys car is in the drive way" so the daughter runs upstairs and shouts "mummy mummy daddys car is in the driveway" with this mummy jumps out of bed hits her head on the dresser and is knocked out, uncle frank jumps from the window into the empty pool and breaks both legs. daughter returns to phone and says "i did what you asked daddy", daddy asks "what happenend" daughter says "well mummy jumped out of bed hit her head on dresser and now isnt moving, and uncle frank jumped out of the window into the empty pool and is lying there bleeding" father pauses and finally says "is this 55567............" ooops wrong number.