southern belle

THE BEST IRISH JOKE - BY FAR....
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> John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
me
> life, between the legs of me wife!"
> That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
> He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast
> of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
> John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in
> church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
> The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
> corner.
> The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night
at
> the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
> She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself.
> You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell
> asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him
come."