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A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birhday. "I'd love to be eight again." she replied.
On the morning of her birthday,he arose early,made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops,and then took her off to the local theme park.

What a day! He put her on every ride in the park:
*the Death Slide
*the Wall of Fear
*the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
*every thing there was.

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away,they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog,popcorn,all the Coke she could drink,and her favourite lolly and M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,"Well dear, what was it like being eight again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you f**in twit!!"

The moral of the story:

"Even when a man is listening,he's gonna get it wrong!!"