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05-05-2006, 05:13
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 Status: Addicted Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Adelaide,All Points of the Compass Posts: 3,134
Rep Power: 7    | Perfect Day THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER… 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer 10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café 12:45 Catch sight of partner’s ex and notice that she has gained 17 kgs 1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit 3:00 Nap 4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer 4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body 5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe 7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/ dancers 10:00 Hot shower- alone 10:50 Carried to bed… freshly ironed, crisp, white linen 11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling 11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM… 6:00 Alarm 6:15 Blow job 6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section 7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot 7:30 Limo arrives 7:45 Several beers en route to the airport 9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet 9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route) 9:45 Play front nine (2 under par) 11:45 Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon 12:15 Blow job 12:30 Play back nine (4 under) 2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons) 2:30 Fly to Bahamas 3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot 4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle 5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson (bending over, naturally) 6:45 Shit, shower and shave 7:00 Watch news—Michael Jackson assassinated 7:30 Dinner—lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits 9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV as you watch football game 9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies 11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer 11:30 Night-cap blow job 11:45 In bed alone 11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room 11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep |
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05-05-2006, 11:09
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 Status: Not God, just God-like... Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Herne Hill, Swan Valley Posts: 1,569
Rep Power: 4 | Re: Perfect Day Hahahaha, yeah, if only it were possible
__________________ And I heard a voice in the midst of the four Beasts, and I looked and behold, a pale horse, and its name it said on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. EASTWIND LODGE Quarter Horse Stud   |
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05-05-2006, 11:17
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 Status: Beaut Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Eva Downs station... Posts: 268
Rep Power: 6 | Re: Perfect Day ha ha that is very funny!!! my how our ideals differ... Mine would just consist of lamb and eggs for brekky, go out for a ride on my horse with no bucking, watching a game of footy and drinking rum till i go to bed (with a nice big sirloin with mushie sauce for dinner) and have some 'alone' time with my boy!!! he he he
__________________ Let's ride on the trail of good fortune And cut bad luck out from the mob, When there's a muster bring dull care a buster And stick like glue on the job And tho drought and ill luck may assail us Stick your chin out and don't drop that poise And tho tough be the battle You'll muster fat cattle And win out- Like Kidman's boys |
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05-05-2006, 11:20
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Rep Power: 10  | Re: Perfect Day Hey Miss Muresk thats what I was thinking - well not exactly the same but truly I could take or leave most of the stuff on the ideal list for the women. But a big definite to some alone time with my guy as well!!! |
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05-05-2006, 11:24
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| Status: Not God, just God-like... Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Herne Hill, Swan Valley Posts: 1,569
Rep Power: 4 | Re: Perfect Day Geez, you two are easily pleased, hahaha Must be exceptions to the rule then, hahaha Well, that does appear to be more of a 'city girl' wish list doesn't it?? Ours isn't bad tho, just take out the golf (ruins a perfectly good walk).
__________________ And I heard a voice in the midst of the four Beasts, and I looked and behold, a pale horse, and its name it said on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. EASTWIND LODGE Quarter Horse Stud |
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