Sunday Sermon

southern belle · 11-03-2005, 11:42

The minister decides to use a visual demonstration to put some emphasis into his sunday sermon.

On saturday he places 4 worms into jars, one with alcohol, one with cigarette smoke, one with sperm and one with a jar full of good clean soil.

Come time for his sermon on sunday he produces the jars and explains that the worm in the alcohol was dead, the worm in the cigarette smoke was dead and the worm in the sperm was also dead.

He asked the congregation to tell him the moral to this story and a little old lady stood up at the back....

If you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!!

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11-03-2005, 11:42	#1 (permalink)
southern belle Status: Takin' the long way.... Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Albany Posts: 864 Rep Power: 104	Sunday Sermon The minister decides to use a visual demonstration to put some emphasis into his sunday sermon. On saturday he places 4 worms into jars, one with alcohol, one with cigarette smoke, one with sperm and one with a jar full of good clean soil. Come time for his sermon on sunday he produces the jars and explains that the worm in the alcohol was dead, the worm in the cigarette smoke was dead and the worm in the sperm was also dead. He asked the congregation to tell him the moral to this story and a little old lady stood up at the back.... If you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!!

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