Robin Williams Peace Plan

Rebel Redneck · 18-03-2006, 21:04

this should go for us to

Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.

You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect
plan. What we need now is for our
UN Ambassador to stand up and
repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to
argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace
but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available
to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort
to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need
it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer
saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

If you agree with the above forward
it to friends...If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it!!

BeautUtes

Cowboy · 18-03-2006, 21:20

I Love NY Arabic Girly Tee
100% cotton, made in USA, prewashed white tee with silk-screen "I *heart* New York" in Arabic.
http://tees.com/tee/showdetl.cfm?&DI...Product_ID=810

Rebel Redneck · 19-03-2006, 21:46

VOTE 1 Robin Williams for

dessy · 19-03-2006, 21:58

Does this mean they will stop sending us their cruddy movies and TV shows? Will they be finally taking back their dodgy Maccas and KFC? We can but hope.

BeautUtes

doc · 20-03-2006, 12:33

dont think i could live without maccas... sad but true...

18-03-2006, 21:04	#1 (permalink)
Rebel Redneck Status: January Best Chicks Ute! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Northam Posts: 411 Rep Power: 4	Robin Williams Peace Plan *this should go for us to* Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic. You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them. 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers. 5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby. 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.) 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything. 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan? "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' " If you agree with the above forward it to friends...If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it!! __________________ ALL STRESSED OUT & NO ONE TO CHOKE Jester's Ute Club *Country or Concrete we are all here to have fun!*

18-03-2006, 21:20	#2 (permalink)
Cowboy Status: Feral Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 65 Rep Power: 5	Re: Robin Williams Peace Plan I Love NY Arabic Girly Tee *100% cotton, made in USA, prewashed white tee with silk-screen "I heart* New York" in Arabic.** http://tees.com/tee/showdetl.cfm?&DI...Product_ID=810

19-03-2006, 21:46	#3 (permalink)
Rebel Redneck Status: January Best Chicks Ute! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Northam Posts: 411 Rep Power: 4	Re: Robin Williams Peace Plan VOTE 1 Robin Williams for __________________ ALL STRESSED OUT & NO ONE TO CHOKE Jester's Ute Club *Country or Concrete we are all here to have fun!*

19-03-2006, 21:58	#4 (permalink)
dessy Status: Feral Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Kalgoorlie Posts: 93 Rep Power: 4	Re: Robin Williams Peace Plan Does this mean they will stop sending us their cruddy movies and TV shows? Will they be finally taking back their dodgy Maccas and KFC? We can but hope. __________________ Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery???

20-03-2006, 12:33	#5 (permalink)
doc Status: May 2006 Best Chicks Ute! Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: - Posts: 2,423 Rep Power: 22	Re: Robin Williams Peace Plan dont think i could live without maccas... sad but true... __________________ Psycho but Sweet... Evens things out

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