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WORDS WOMEN USE





1. FINE


This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and You need to shut up.





2. FIVE MINUTES


If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five


minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game


before helping around the house.





3. NOTHING


This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should


be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in Fine"





4. GO AHEAD


This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.





5. LOUD SIGH


This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often


misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and


wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with You over


"Nothing"!





6. THAT'S OKAY


This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a


man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before


deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.





7. THANKS


A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say, "You're


Welcome,"

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