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Rep Power: 2 ![]() | Welcome Stranger ! A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a shandy. All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see another visitor from the Northern Beaches of Sydney. The barman says, "You ain't from around here, are ya bro?" The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada." The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?" The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender says, "A tixidermist? What the hick is a tixidermist? Do you drive a tixi?" "No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals." The bartender grins and yells, "It's okay boys. He's one of us." |
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Rep Power: 1 ![]() | Re: Welcome Stranger ! thats a ripper mate! best one yet!!!
__________________ Young, Dumb n Full Of Rum! im not short!...Im fun-size! Ride it like you stole it |
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Rep Power: 1 ![]() | Re: Welcome Stranger ! lol
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Rep Power: 1 ![]() | Re: Welcome Stranger ! haha i love that one
__________________ young dumb and skullin rum on the 7th day god created holden LIVE FAST, DIE LAST |
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