Who's your daddy!!

urban cowboy · 04-07-2009, 08:55

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman,
"I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."
"Do you think it will work?" she asks.
"It's worth a try." he says. So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest.
After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this.".
"What?" asks the priest, "what happened?".
"You gave birth to a child!".
"But that's impossible!" says the priest.
"I just did the operation," insists the doctor, "it's a miracle! Here's your baby."
About fifteen years go by, and the priest realises he must tell his son the truth. One day, he sits the boy down and says,
"Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father." The son says,
"What do you mean, you're not my father?" The priest replies,
"I am your mother. The archbishop is your father.".

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Matt_91 · 04-07-2009, 12:08

hahahaha ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwww!!!

Southern Comfort · 05-07-2009, 21:00

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww is right but so bloody true lol ewwwwwww im gonna have night mares

JB · 06-07-2009, 14:42

thats fuked up
how do people come up with these things

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CHANGA · 06-07-2009, 16:10

hahhahhaha
but ewwww mate

04-07-2009, 08:55	#1
urban cowboy Status: Feral Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: gold coast Posts: 115 Rep Power: 2	Who's your daddy!! A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle." "Do you think it will work?" she asks. "It's worth a try." he says. So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this.". "What?" asks the priest, "what happened?". "You gave birth to a child!". "But that's impossible!" says the priest. "I just did the operation," insists the doctor, "it's a miracle! Here's your baby." About fifteen years go by, and the priest realises he must tell his son the truth. One day, he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father." The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?" The priest replies, "I am your mother. The archbishop is your father.". __________________ KEEP BETWEEN THE DITCHES!

04-07-2009, 12:08	#2
Matt_91 Status: Beaut utes.com Postaholic Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Gatton QLD Posts: 1,631 Rep Power: 5	Re: Who's your daddy!! hahahaha ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwww!!! __________________ SUCH IS LIFE- THE LAST WORDS OF NED KELLY BEFORE BEING HANGED

05-07-2009, 21:00	#3
Southern Comfort Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: somewhere between here and there Posts: 441 Rep Power: 2	Re: Who's your daddy!! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww is right but so bloody true lol ewwwwwww im gonna have night mares __________________ a ute without a dog is like a shag without a shelia..........kinda lonsome

06-07-2009, 14:42	#4
JB Status: Feral Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Berwick Posts: 159 Rep Power: 4	Re: Who's your daddy!! thats fuked up how do people come up with these things __________________ She ain into cars or pick-up trucks But if it runs like a Deere then her eye's light up.... She thinks my Tractor's sexy!!

06-07-2009, 16:10	#5
CHANGA Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Emu Plains Posts: 257 Rep Power: 1	Re: Who's your daddy!! hahhahhaha but ewwww mate

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