MrsPotatoHead

>A Christmas Story
>
> 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
> He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
> Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
> I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
>
> I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
> Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
> The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
>The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.
>
> Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
> Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
>And just when I thought that things would get better
> Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
> They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
> Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
>
> And the kids these days--they all are the pits
> They want the impossible--Those mean little shits
> I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
>Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
>I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
> They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!
>
>Flying through the air...dodging the trees
>Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
> I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
> I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.
>
> There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
> I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season

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bundybrad19

love it milfy its a good one LOL hohohohohohohohohohohoho i was once santa in a play

milo

where the hell is Myponga sounds like a joke

milo

not as good as Milfy`s though

Rousy

hehehehehe love it good one milfy.

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MrsPotatoHead

Milo: You picking on my sexy Blowhard?? lol

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Like_No_Udda

Ahaha good one - i like that!

Cheeky_1s

lol hmm sounds about right lol

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Rossco's Wife

Ah, you make me laugh!

I think I'll print that out and stick it in the corner where the Christmas tree usually sits!!! (the tree didn't go up last year! I was 'anti christmas' and had all the bah humbug feelings!!)

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milo

na i wouldnt do that milfy

Cowboy XF

milfy i like that lol crismas just aint what uit use to be thats for sure

Octiris

ohh yes ho ho ho hoooooo!!!
if santa has flown to the south...... I will give to the welcome..... that if, I will deal with which the president does not find out...... since he considers the santa tradition and the one of the great Christmas tree... net..imperialistic luckily all my request letters go directed to the small BOY Jesus....je je je as the president is GOD cannot treat it like IMPERIALISTIC