Aussie blokes love poem

southern belle · 30-09-2005, 13:24

An Australian Love Poem
(Who said Australian's weren't romantic?)

Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there
No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought u was as good as
I Was ever gonna get
No matter wot u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer!

BeautUtes

FeralPrick · 30-09-2005, 14:15

lol love it........sounds like sumthin chris franklin would write

arky · 01-10-2005, 21:01

I LIKE IT!!! I LIKE IT ALOT!!!!! lol thats a good one

rumsup1 · 06-10-2005, 03:32

very good

BeautUtes

doc · 06-10-2005, 09:02

absolutely classic!

Rebel Redneck · 06-10-2005, 16:58

That is a Classic & is about as romantic as the aussie Man is lol

red_rockette_69 · 01-03-2007, 17:16

oh thats true as! although my boobs havnt sagged as they probly arnt big enuf to do so and im only 19!! but funny!

Matt_91 · 01-03-2007, 17:21

so true, but its a sure way to get slapped lol

BeautUtes

Becstar · 01-03-2007, 17:36

where can i find me a man like that??? ho hum

reddog · 01-03-2007, 17:46

i like it its funny

30-09-2005, 13:24	#1 (permalink)
southern belle Status: Takin' the long way.... Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Albany Posts: 864 Rep Power: 104	Aussie blokes love poem An Australian Love Poem (Who said Australian's weren't romantic?) Of course I love ya darling You're a bloody top notch bird And when I say you're gorgeous I mean every single word So ya bum is on the big side I don't mind a bit of flab It means that when I'm ready There's somethin there to grab So your belly isn't flat no more I tell ya, I don't care So long as when I cuddle ya I can get my arms round there No sheila who is your age Has nice round perky breasts They just gave in to gravity But I know ya did ya best I'm tellin ya the truth now I never tell ya lies I think its very sexy That you've got dimples on ya thighs I swear on me nanna's grave now The moment that we met I thought u was as good as I Was ever gonna get No matter wot u look like I'll always love ya dear Now shut up while the footy's on And fetch another beer!

30-09-2005, 14:15	#2 (permalink)
FeralPrick Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Eastern Suburbs Posts: 551 Rep Power: 4	Re: Aussie blokes love poem lol love it........sounds like sumthin chris franklin would write __________________ *THE FERAL HAS RETURNED* *GOT THE UTE* *AND SHES A BEAUT*

01-10-2005, 21:01	#3 (permalink)
arky Status: Hardcore Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Thornlie, my ute, or a fire station!!! take ya pic! Posts: 1,409 Rep Power: 5	Re: Aussie blokes love poem I LIKE IT!!! I LIKE IT ALOT!!!!! lol thats a good one __________________ *Where there is Arky! There's FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* *Show No Fear! Show No Pain! You ST me I'll Shoot Ya!!!* If You Ain't SCARED! Then You ain't goin' FAST ENOUGH!!!!!!!! If you value your LIFE! As much as i value my UTE! DON'T FK WITH IT!!!!

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rumsup1 Status: Addicted Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Adelaide,All Points of the Compass Posts: 3,134 Rep Power: 7	Re: Aussie blokes love poem very good

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doc Status: May 2006 Best Chicks Ute! Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: - Posts: 2,423 Rep Power: 22	Re: Aussie blokes love poem absolutely classic! __________________ Psycho but Sweet... Evens things out

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red_rockette_69 Status: Feral Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Muchea WA Posts: 73 Rep Power: 2	Re: Aussie blokes love poem oh thats true as! although my boobs havnt sagged as they probly arnt big enuf to do so and im only 19!! but funny! __________________ It's true...... Blondes do have more fun!! (Especially when you arm them with a ute and a can of rum!!)

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