Siamese Twins

metal mickey · 15-07-2008, 18:29

Siamese twins walk into a pub in Brisbane and park
themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the barman, "Don't mind us, we're
joined at the hip. I'm Joe, he's Jim, we'll have two XXXX
Draught beers please"
The barman, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make
polite conversation while pouring the beers.
"Been on holiday yet, boys?"
"Off to America next month," says Joe. "We go to the States
every year and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we,
Jim?"
Jim agrees.
"Ah, America, "says the barman." Wonderful country...
the history, the beer, the culture..."
"Nah, we don't like that US crap," says Joe.
"Meat Pies & XXXX beer," that's us, eh Jim?
"We can't stand the Yanks - they're arrogant, rude & egotistical."
"So why keep going to America?" asks the barman.
Joe replies, "It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."

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Bravo Rachie · 15-07-2008, 23:04

lol thats cute!

gwalch · 16-07-2008, 02:06

hehehe nice one

PEDLER · 16-07-2008, 19:04

haha yeh not bad ron

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15-07-2008, 18:29	#1 (permalink)
metal mickey Status: CRAZY AND MAD LOL Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,392 Rep Power: 6	Siamese Twins Siamese twins walk into a pub in Brisbane and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the barman, "Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm Joe, he's Jim, we'll have two XXXX Draught beers please" The barman, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, boys?" "Off to America next month," says Joe. "We go to the States every year and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees. "Ah, America, "says the barman." Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture..." "Nah, we don't like that US crap," says Joe. "Meat Pies & XXXX beer," that's us, eh Jim? "We can't stand the Yanks - they're arrogant, rude & egotistical." "So why keep going to America?" asks the barman. Joe replies, "It's the only chance Jim gets to drive." __________________ RUM SO MUCH MORE THAN A BREAKFAST FOOD

15-07-2008, 23:04	#2 (permalink)
Bravo Rachie Status: Hardcore Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Heathcote Posts: 2,315 Rep Power: 6	Re: Siamese Twins lol thats cute! __________________ PEEP SHOW: Dosn't mean getting to see your presents before Christmas! BACK IN THE GAME!

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