The Blonde & The Heart Attack

metal mickey · 06-07-2008, 17:54

A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears
strange noises coming from the bedroom.
She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed,
sweating and panting

What's up?" she asks
I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but
just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says
"Mommy! Mommy! Aunt Shirley is hiding in your closet, and she's got
no clothes on
The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs
into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the closet
door. Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering
on the closet floor
"You rotten "Bitch", she screams
My husband's having a heart attack, andyou're running around naked scaring the kids!!"

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06-07-2008, 17:54	#1 (permalink)
metal mickey Status: CRAZY AND MAD LOL Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,348 Rep Power: 6	The Blonde & The Heart Attack A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting What's up?" she asks I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says "Mommy! Mommy! Aunt Shirley is hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor "You rotten "Bitch", she screams My husband's having a heart attack, andyou're running around naked scaring the kids!!" __________________ RUM SO MUCH MORE THAN A BREAKFAST FOOD Last edited by metal mickey; 06-07-2008 at 17:58.

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