Perfect Husband‏

metal mickey · 04-07-2008, 23:15

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $3,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure...go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$300,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
He smiles and asks:
"Anyone know whose phone this is? "

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PerthStorm · 05-07-2008, 02:12

good one

PEDLER · 05-07-2008, 12:04

haha yeh not bad ron

Burgs · 05-07-2008, 16:33

not bad

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04-07-2008, 23:15	#1 (permalink)
metal mickey Status: RUM PIG Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: rum capital of australia Posts: 2,147 Rep Power: 6	Perfect Husband‏ Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $3,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure...go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$300,000" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000" MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape..... He smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is? " __________________ WERE ALL CRAZY !!!! READY TO GIVE UP ON WHAT I WANT

05-07-2008, 02:12	#2 (permalink)
PerthStorm Status: Platinum Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Serpy WA Posts: 228 Rep Power: 4	Re: Perfect Husband‏ good one

05-07-2008, 12:04	#3 (permalink)
PEDLER Status: CAUTION CRAZY BOGAN Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Broadford Posts: 668 Rep Power: 3	Re: Perfect Husband‏ haha yeh not bad ron __________________ DIESEL BROTHERHOOD IS READY TO ROLL B DOUBLE E DOUBLE R U IN ? *PROUD TO BE AUSTRALIAN* *www.autotechtools.com.au*

05-07-2008, 16:33	#4 (permalink)
Burgs Status: Beaut Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: brisbane Posts: 571 Rep Power: 2	Re: Perfect Husband‏ not bad __________________ You can ride a horse to water but you cant drive a UTE to petrol when shes empty

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